Two states of matter

By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 05:02 - Germany

Today, I learned that is it possible to be constipated and have diarrhea at the same time. You run to the toilet every half-hour, but almost nothing comes out and you feel so bloated you could burst, while eating almost nothing. FML
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Jo David 2

Hi My mum suffered like this due to having rectal cancer. Please go and get checked and insist upon a colonoscopy! Good luck, hope you aren’t dying

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Charlie Given 26

If you don't get constipation often then you need to increase your daily fiber intake. But if this is a common occurrence or has been going on for more than two weeks, then you need to go to a doctor and get checked out .This could be a sign of multiple different serious issues such as a rectal stricter ,IBS ,Crohn's disease, cancer etc.

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kathgz 7

Is there something going around? Because I have had the same issue for about a week now! It's super frustrating!

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coius 23

Ditto, my wife and I have been fighting for the chance to sit on the white throne. Along with fevers, chills, sweating, cramps, nausea/vomiting, muscle pain and in general feeling like we got a visit from the demons of hell, I think there is a GI virus going around. Before we had it, my dad had it, visited several days over the last week including not using a mask (and my immune system is fscked from being so sick it almost killed me in highschool), and neglected to mention he was having all this. My wife and I feel SO LUCKY we have family values of sharing things...*end sarcasm.*

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Jo David 2

Hi My mum suffered like this due to having rectal cancer. Please go and get checked and insist upon a colonoscopy! Good luck, hope you aren’t dying

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Gradask 10

When you are constipated your body starts loosing up the stool so it can push the blockage away, that why you have a flume ride in your butt. Your body is trying to wiggle your shit loose.

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Mathalamus 24

That explains a lot.

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Charlie Given 26

If you don't get constipation often then you need to increase your daily fiber intake. But if this is a common occurrence or has been going on for more than two weeks, then you need to go to a doctor and get checked out .This could be a sign of multiple different serious issues such as a rectal stricter ,IBS ,Crohn's disease, cancer etc.

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Jimmy Trout 3

This could be a bowel obstruction and very serious, please have it checked out.

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