The accidental slip is he worst but it's not always caused by food

farts are the poop screaming to get out

I'm not being sarcastic when I say you must be fun at parties. This comment had me laughing out loud XD

Just be glad you didn't shart.

You have a special anti farting diet? I want to know more? Also FYI they have pills for this.

If you can't hold it in your hands, don't try to hold it at all

This is by far the best advice I've ever heard

You're welcome

well at least they didn't blame you, right? could've been worse

Hit the deck!

You said you went out of your way to avoid certain foods so this wouldn't be a problem. does this happen a lot? if so, you may want to visit a dr, a gastroenterologist, to see if there is an underlying cause. it can also be a side effect of some medications. There could be quite a few different reasons, including your diet. This is just my opinion though. I don't know the whole story.

Actually farting is a sign of good bacteria in you guts typically.

As long as you did it silently, you're all good.

You can fart as loud as you want at concerts. Why else do you think the tickets are so expensive?

Well what possessed you to fart in public anyways? All you needed to do was simply leave or better yet hold it in.

have you ever been to a concert?

I understand the sarcasm, but the end of the sentence pretty much ruined it ;)