Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML
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jfj126
| 13
Just be glad you didn't shart.
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lightningclicks
| 24
farts are the poop screaming to get out
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ananicosia
| 28
The accidental slip is he worst but it's not always caused by food
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lightningclicks
| 24
farts are the poop screaming to get out
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WolfAvenge
| 22
I'm not being sarcastic when I say you must be fun at parties. This comment had me laughing out loud XD
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jfj126
| 13
Just be glad you didn't shart.
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revolvearoundme
| 15
You have a special anti farting diet? I want to know more? Also FYI they have pills for this.
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MortenM
| 17
If you can't hold it in your hands, don't try to hold it at all
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razoray9
| 22
This is by far the best advice I've ever heard
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MortenM
| 17
You're welcome
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Nieios
| 5
well at least they didn't blame you, right? could've been worse
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jansdrs
| 19
Hit the deck!
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amazed_71
| 14
You said you went out of your way to avoid certain foods so this wouldn't be a problem. does this happen a lot? if so, you may want to visit a dr, a gastroenterologist, to see if there is an underlying cause. it can also be a side effect of some medications. There could be quite a few different reasons, including your diet. This is just my opinion though. I don't know the whole story.
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andrmac
| 25
Actually farting is a sign of good bacteria in you guts typically.
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Ramb0
| 20
As long as you did it silently, you're all good.
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hardcorepunk87
| 18
You can fart as loud as you want at concerts. Why else do you think the tickets are so expensive?
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alexis2017
| 5
Well what possessed you to fart in public anyways? All you needed to do was simply leave or better yet hold it in.
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staminprime
| 12
have you ever been to a concert?
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gamermonster
| 34
I understand the sarcasm, but the end of the sentence pretty much ruined it ;)