By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML
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jfj126 13
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Just be glad you didn't shart.

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lightningclicks 24
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farts are the poop screaming to get out

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ananicosia 28

The accidental slip is he worst but it's not always caused by food

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lightningclicks 24
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farts are the poop screaming to get out

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WolfAvenge 22
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I'm not being sarcastic when I say you must be fun at parties. This comment had me laughing out loud XD

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jfj126 13
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Just be glad you didn't shart.

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revolvearoundme 15
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You have a special anti farting diet? I want to know more? Also FYI they have pills for this.

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MortenM 17
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If you can't hold it in your hands, don't try to hold it at all

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razoray9 22
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This is by far the best advice I've ever heard

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MortenM 17
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You're welcome

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Nieios 5

well at least they didn't blame you, right? could've been worse

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jansdrs 19
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Hit the deck!

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amazed_71 14
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You said you went out of your way to avoid certain foods so this wouldn't be a problem. does this happen a lot? if so, you may want to visit a dr, a gastroenterologist, to see if there is an underlying cause. it can also be a side effect of some medications. There could be quite a few different reasons, including your diet. This is just my opinion though. I don't know the whole story.

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andrmac 25

Actually farting is a sign of good bacteria in you guts typically.

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Ramb0 20
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As long as you did it silently, you're all good.

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hardcorepunk87 18
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You can fart as loud as you want at concerts. Why else do you think the tickets are so expensive?

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alexis2017 5
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Well what possessed you to fart in public anyways? All you needed to do was simply leave or better yet hold it in.

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staminprime 12
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have you ever been to a concert?

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gamermonster 34
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I understand the sarcasm, but the end of the sentence pretty much ruined it ;)

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