theynamedmeluke
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Austin, United States
The truth
Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML
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Harshdfml 14
I'm sorry op. 'may the force be with you'
LarryMyster 7
Wow, now I'm rrally curious of how the joke might have went.
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Comments (71)
Harshdfml 14
I'm sorry op. 'may the force be with you'
lex1459 38
OPs name makes this FML amazing.
Tsunami87 17
Dad - Luke, I am not your father.. Luke - that's not true!! That's impossible! *jumps off into chasm*
jw90 18
Do not turn to the Dark Side.
dalink 24
This is not the father you are looking for... Move along. *pats self on back for making a movie reference*
Roskie 16
^Hi, you must be OP's dad.
RedPillSucks 33
@16 Darth Maury?
Gingerette 8
#46, that was good.
rt156 16
Not the best way to find out the thruth but does it really matter as long as they love you
LarryMyster 7
Wow, now I'm rrally curious of how the joke might have went.
Kaatosade 9
How did a Star Wars joke apply to that exactly? "I am your father, just kidding!"?
Pwn17 25
The adoption is strong with this one.
Wizzlbang 10
Going by their username, I can make a few guesses.
vipirius 18
How about "Luke, I'm not your father!" ?
kumarina 35
Maybe, I'm not your father
Foolys 10
Well, Luke, it seems like he isn't your father.
yoursucklives 36
they really named you luke just so they can make that 'joke'? i hope not! anyway that's a horrible way to find out, fyl op!
mif_fml 27
You sure? Read his username.
hollyanne27 9
#29 ment the dad who said that didn't name him.. duh... and I think the reference was made based to the fact that his name was Luke, and they happend to be watching a movie starring a guy named Luke!? Is it just me? Or are people getting dumber, everyday?
shortasalways 9
35, nope just you are.
pinkshirtbadman 15
Some adopted kids come with no name if adopted at birth.
mollyjynxjax 28
And it's not that hard to change a kid's name when you adopt them. You already have to file to change the last name, why not change the first while you're at it?
JuliaaNoelle 26
Time to go find your Darth Vader.
AnOriginalName 19
What, so OP can have his hand chopped off? Doesn't sound like such a good plan to me.
LittleRed79 39
Do you also have a twin sister who you were separated from at birth? And have you recently made out with her?
kultyre 7
Better late than never.
WhiteCrimson 23
Sorry to hear OP but like posters before me have said, as long as they Love you there should not be an awkwardness about the situation. Those people took you in when you needed it( shall I say when they needed you) and nothing is stopping you from trying to reconnect with you biological mother. The foster home should have the info on file for you.
DjeePee 25
That's bullshit. They lied to him for god knows how many years. Discovering it (especially on this way) is freakin' awkward, disturbing and shocking - otherwise OP wouldn't have posted it on FML. I agree that loving parents are more important than being blood-related, but please, don't act like this is no huge deal.
hobo1235 15
This is one of those FMLs that need the OP to comment explaining what happened