Love: Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling...

By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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Seems unlikely

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 22:01 - United States - Brookville

Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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Alexa, play "Why Can't I Be You?" by The Cure

By UGHHHH - 17/10/2023 00:02

Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML

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Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 29 June 2019 20:21

And someone who acts like that is not someone to have a crush on or even be friends with.

Aiden89 23

Saturday 29 June 2019 20:36

Ouch, sorry OP

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Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 29 June 2019 20:21

And someone who acts like that is not someone to have a crush on or even be friends with.

Aiden89 23

Saturday 29 June 2019 20:36

Ouch, sorry OP

bluhbluhbluh 14

Saturday 29 June 2019 20:41

Very. Rude.

WeirdUS 29

Sunday 30 June 2019 2:53

How much time have you actually spent with him? Just someone being nice to you in school doesn't they want to be your friend.

NPDclusterBaware 8

Sunday 30 June 2019 4:06

Now you can crush on someone else

Leviathene 34

Sunday 30 June 2019 5:05

Guess what, at least you were brave enough to ask for it. Now you know what he thinks of you, so hopefully you can move past him. Good luck OP.

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 30 June 2019 15:15

Bullet successfully dodged!

0neiros 14

Wednesday 3 July 2019 22:23

Your answer should have been - "Because until now I thought you were a decent human being, and worth getting to know better as a person. Guess I was wrong, you are a sack of shit inside bad skin."