By captainlame - 21/03/2013 05:59 - United States
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#1 and #27 - "Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt Only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics Let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide B 5, you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I’m Mr.Cofee with an automatic drip" - Bloodhound Gang's "Bad Touch" (circa 1999).
And not one of those girls took pity on you? Next time take some Dramamine and stop missing golden opportunities to be less lame!!
ehh, shoulda whimpered and made it onto the sick puppy routine. I've been told chicks dig that