Love and Health: Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for...

By Lisa - 09/11/2018 07:00 - United States - Sedalia

Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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Lewd

By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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Forward thinker

By youdontknowwho - 10/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML

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Forever in our hearts

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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Zekfen 17

Friday 9 November 2018 14:22

So you literally had a potty mouth!

ryand82 11

Friday 9 November 2018 17:25

"Roll of Film", what year is it?

Comments

Zekfen 17

Friday 9 November 2018 14:22

So you literally had a potty mouth!

whatshername?! 39

Friday 9 November 2018 16:38

Even though this is really gross, it also shows how well your toothpaste works, since you obviously didn't get sick. And kudos to your immune system ;-)

Listerinekiss 8

Friday 9 November 2018 17:18

There wasn't even a slight smell?

ryand82 11

Friday 9 November 2018 17:25

"Roll of Film", what year is it?

johnnyswallop 18

Friday 9 November 2018 17:50

I'm going to have to call bullsh** on this one. Who the hell still uses film?

Takegami 22

Friday 9 November 2018 18:06

Welp...

Lighthadow 3

Friday 9 November 2018 20:36

You little shitmouth

Deez_Knots 10

Friday 9 November 2018 20:37

How do u not have hepatitis

Nhayaa 21

Saturday 10 November 2018 5:04

"For years" and "a month after..." eeew that's gross. You're supposed to change your toothbrush at least 3 to 4 times a year. I don't wanna know what it looked like and what was on it...