FML : Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at...

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Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:35 / Canada

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1741415 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:03

I love old people. I cannot wait for the day that I am old and can do whatever the fuck I want wherever the fuck I want.

By C19_fml | 9

#1741407 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:02

Epic.

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By STr8_CaLi_d0p3 | 4

#1741402 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:02

gross

fakeaccountX | 6

#1741568 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:40

When you are confused beyond belief, the fart is the only intelligent response.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1741707 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:33

It's how she can start walking again Get that extra helping of torque

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1741715 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:37

I dont get it...

Charlotteeexx | 0

#1741803 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:07

my cock is a flower

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1741867 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:23

is it just me or do old people have the longest and loudest farts? I once experienced on that went for at least 40 secs and moved between tenor and bass.

FarSide | 22

#1742347 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 02:55

You should have told Grandma it WAS a computer, and then shot video as she tried to FaceBook her friends with it.

smashgrab | 0

#1742416 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 03:16

102 wins everything!

bigblue95 | 0

#1742425 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 03:18

she probably thought u said cock. lmao

Hamsterzilla | 0

#1743053 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 07:15

WOW.

icecreamdriveby | 5

#1744360 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 02:20

Haha 52, your comment made my night.

pwincessa23 | 1

#1758337 - Saturday 27 November 2010 09:52

WTF? "ur cock is a flower"??!!!! really?!

th3b0ss | 0

#1759454 - Saturday 27 November 2010 03:16

bazinga

creamofwheat | 4

#1760064 - Saturday 27 November 2010 07:42

Gee, I didn't know you POSSESSED a cock.

By novair | 5

#1741405 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:02

zing

H3ALTHFR3AK | 0

#1741662 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:19

the same bitch probably tries to drive

TheOptimist | 0

#1742298 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 02:35

Someone's a sleepwalker.

By C19_fml | 9

#1741407 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:02

Epic.

anorexicbarbie | 8

#1741755 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:53

No, it's not you douchebag. Only oceans, long narratives, and the cosmos are epic.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1741940 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:42

Literally owned, literally

killjimmy | 0

#1742247 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 02:15

Actually, it would be figuratively.

CoachLlama | 5

#1742366 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 03:01

Someone has been reading a certain pirates page.

kittydidit | 0

#1742650 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 04:33

Epic indeed, C19. I couldn't agree more.

fluorescentadole_fml | 8

#3760518 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 11:16

I love you 58 and 73! I wish all these dumbasses hadn't learned the word epic!

By tommyxtroutx23 | 0

#1741409 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:02

Change her diaper!!

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#2008440 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 06:26

lmao! wow.

By River_Hill_Kid | 0

#1741413 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:03

i remember the fifth time that happened to me...

crazykidd15 | 0

#1742012 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:59

lol I hate when that happens!

Elizabeth123654 | 0

#1743393 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 09:24

whut..!?

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1741415 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:03

I love old people. I cannot wait for the day that I am old and can do whatever the fuck I want wherever the fuck I want.

xLil_Mx | 0

#1742118 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 01:44

So you gonna wear that tiger costume when you're old?

MuchDance90s | 0

#1742438 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 03:21

me too

Argento1301 | 0

#1742588 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 04:13

right on

passwordusername | 0

#1742935 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 06:19

Hehe, based on your pic, you aready do what the heck you want ...

Troll45 | 0

#1744294 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 01:52

that's not him that pic is all over the internet

SebIsBest | 0

#1745836 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 06:18

Old people FTW.

owencgray | 10

#5817215 - Sunday 5 January 2014 04:43

yep

By DocBastard | 38

#1741437 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:09

I'm old! I was confused! /Uncle Leo

devileyekill | 0

#1741541 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:32

It was just a book they way overreacted.

michael666 | 7

#5632054 - Saturday 17 August 2013 11:25

uncle leo was a random friendly super mutant in fallout 3, I wonder what ever happened to him..

By bladomas | 2

#1741450 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:11

lmao, stupid grandma, shoot her

nikki456123 | 0

#1741822 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:11

when your old I hope your grandchildren shoot u

marylovesyou8D | 7

#1742843 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 05:45

I would hate to be your grandmother.

ichikibobivopula | 0

#2376078 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 05:30

dickface

By Zoesbiggestfan | 0

#1741455 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:11

XD Funniest fml ever

By Herox | 0

#1741463 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:13

its worse than Saddam's mustard gas!

OolioFoolio | 0

#1743684 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 10:22

Win.

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