By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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mattzawesome 28

At least you're planning to admit to it, most would let the kid take the fall.

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Shadowvoid 33

Well I mean the fact that she assumed it was the 11 year old baffles me. Put it in private MODE, no one likes to find **** they weren't supposed to see.

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mattzawesome 28

At least you're planning to admit to it, most would let the kid take the fall.

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BlackBoyFly 11

My Dad told me it was him in a similar situation, and I ended up taking the blame for... an Xbox. I have a fun family.

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Nessco 36

Should have just shared it with her and had a good time together.

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HRTreatman 17

Plot twist: It's your wife's and she punished him so you wouldn't find out.

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Dick_diamond 22

Time for the kid to learn that life's not fair..

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sweetbliss3 37

or time for the mom to stop acting like a nutcase. she should have talked calmly to the child not acted like a maniac by yelling.

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BananaN0se 13

Leave it to the guy who has Jesus as his profile picture to be talking about how the world's unfair.

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Shadowvoid 33

Well I mean the fact that she assumed it was the 11 year old baffles me. Put it in private MODE, no one likes to find **** they weren't supposed to see.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

That seems strange. Any 11 year old nowadays knows how to cover their tracks after all.

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Mathalamus 24

No, that's just generalizing. There are plenty of 11 year olds who doesn't know. It's not exactly in your face.

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WhereIsUsernames 14

On google chrome when you delete your history is suggests you just use incognito mode

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NickACD 27

Are we all just going to forget about the 11 year old shouldn't be watching ****

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WittyMoron 22

Lots of parents wouldn't do that OP. Suck it up and remind yourself it's the right thing.

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Robert3Lee 13

Why did you download **** to begin with? There's plenty of free websites to watch it from without the need of having to download it

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Nessco 36

To watch it later. To share it later (perhaps with his wife) to help get her going.

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NotMeMyfriends 9

No, his wife is a nympho. It's to get him ready to keep up- With her.

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noisyboy4000 23

You're a good father for owning up to what you did

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Bibliovore 26

Yep. But maybe not such a great father for putting **** on a computer an 11-year-old uses.

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Bookworm1982 4

I think that this FML is a little ambiguous. I read it as it is the son's ****, but the dad is taking the fall. Punishing an 11 year old boy for **** is like punishing a kitten for getting into the yarn.

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ismedrage 17

Just because he is a bad father if he didn't admit it doesn't mean he's a good one if he did. I would not even watch videos that are inappropriate for an 11 year old if they used the same computer as me, I'd wait for them to exit the room too.

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kindasortayeah 25

It says a lot to come clean instead of leaving your son to blame for your actions. Be proud of yourself OP. Also, why would your wife automatically assume it was your son? I know some kids start out young, but 11 seems a little too young to be looking at ****.

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NotMeMyfriends 9

How old were you when you started? I recall being interested at 11. then again, I don't recall everNot being lnterested.

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kindasortayeah 25

In all honesty I still don't watch **** haha. I guess that makes me a little biased to assume an 11 year old wouldn't. However, I am aware that many people do.

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TheMathMajor 26

I think I was 14 when I first watched **** and I was kind of late to gain interest in that sort of thing compared to my peers. I think a lot of people get curious around 12 and 13. I think that's totally normal and is fine as long as they are getting sex Ed before and during that time.

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kitty_767 12

one of my exes was 11 when he stole his mom's credit card and paid for $600 worth of **** online in a weekend while they were on vacation in Florida at his uncle's house. Some boys just get "revved up" earlier than others, I guess... I, however, feel like that should've been a sign not to date him.

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epicx22 22

It's good that you're admitting to it, but why would she automatically assume it's the 11 year old? And instead of yelling at him, she could've taken a much calmer approach.

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