By loko0909 - 21/10/2015 02:00 - United States - Cincinnati
The Top
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LEAVE ME ALONE
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Dodged a bullet
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By Oops_Im_Blushing - 13/11/2016 06:14
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Hi guys, I'm the OP here! And I just want to clarify somethings. I in fact told him that I was enjoying myself and that he didn't need to keep asking. And I don't think it was that he didn't want to spend time with me as he texted me later seeing if we could see eachother the next day. So I still have no idea lol.
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By Whiteheads - 26/08/2015 04:33 - United States - Beaumont
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OP here, I made an account to reply. To clarify a bit, I'm 19, so I've been dealing with acne for a while and have my face pretty well under control. I said I need to take a bath in acne cream because it's mostly my shoulders and back, and no amount of washing and scrubbing seems to help. Thanks for the funny comments and advice :)
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Chubrub
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Six weeks for nowt
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Creeped out
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You two know each other?
By TheBuster - 05/09/2017 01:30
Overjoyed
By madiison09 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Potterheads, man…
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Paper-thin walls
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Slipped
By Badchristian - 05/04/2012 04:17 - United States - Pasadena
Now you tell me!
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Mr Rogers
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No more treats
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Running gag
By needsomelove - 20/10/2019 06:00 - France
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I made an account because this is my FML and wanted to comment on all the questions and whatnot. My boyfriend and I had been having problems for a while now, but we just had a beautiful daughter 7 months ago, so we wanted to do our best to make things work. The place we were renting had been sold and we didn't really have the money to afford a deposit and rent towards a new place since I was only working part time due to the baby, so we moved into his moms to save up for it. When he told me he wanted to break up, I knew in my heart that it was the right thing. Forcing something that wasn't meant to be isn't the way to go. His mother is an amazing person and isn't forcing me and my daughter out, rather helping me find a better job, get my license, and generally get my life together before I move out. He is actually looking for a place to move out himself. And it isn't at all awkward between us living together right now, especially since he is in the basement in his own room and I'm in the room upstairs with my daughter. We are taking the mature route, trying to stay friends for our daughters sake, and there really isn't any bad blood between us since I knew in my heart it was time to split as well. although it wasn't the best idea to move in with his mother but there wasn't any other viable options. I'm just thankful his mother understands my situation and is doing what she can to help me get back on my feet.