By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 14:29 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 035
You deserved it 46 639

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duckie227 22

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'


I'm procrastinating by being on here right now.

nelds 12

Haha mine too. And it's weird, the OP is saying "f my life" to this, but I love procrastinating.

HentaiBunny 4

Same. As I'm lying down at work about to nap, checking FML before I go nighties...

Really? All y'all are dumb. I don't procrastinate at a-... I'll finish that sentence later.

kayla_ann0o 9
spekledworf 18

Why procrastinate today, when you can do it tomorrow?

I wouldn't say it's terrible, I think procrastination has improved my quality of life considerably. Until the deadlines come around.

sycosyd_97 1

is anyone else wondering why this is an fml?

Procrastinators unite!!! ...Tomorrow.

ThisIsMyReign 4
outstandtacular 11

Hope you get something done eventually, OP. until then, YDI

KiddNYC1O 20

#146 stole your thunder, #31.

Procrastibation is the way forward my friends.

HentaiBunny 4

Is procrastibation when you ********** every time you're supposed to be doing something else? sounds about right i guess...

Kn0wledge123 21

This FML is funny as **** lmao

60, "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"

elizabeth9m 4

Reminds me of my boyfriend.

nofearjenshere 12

Due tomorrow means do tomorrow. My life motto.

SystemofaBlink41 27


the_anti_hipster 7

Ah, procrastination. I've been meaning to do something about that. Tomorrow.

BunchieRules 31

60 - as Abe Lincoln would say, "Leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today!" Clearly he was not a procrastinator. In any case, this doesn't really sound like an FML. It just sounds like the OP needs some motivation.

"What does procrastination mean?" "Meh, I'll tell you tomorrow." -Animaniacs (If anybody even remembers that show)

Procrastinating is like masterbating your just screwing yourself.

Procrastibation? Is there a new form of masturbation I should know about?

BunchieRules 31

Are you talking to yourself? That actually sounds like it would be effective if you're too late to edit the post.

Why do everything today? You'll just be bored tomorrow.

duckie227 22

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'

olpally 32

I just go on FML all day... FML

reddudeover 2
lorenzoman77 7

Rule of lazy: if I can't reach it, I don't need it.

OP, you're not lazy, your just too busy avoiding work.

finalone34 3

'I'll stop procrastinating.... Tomorrow' :)

Inheritance 10

If OP was lazy he wouldn't have taken his time posting this, am I right?

BunchieRules 31

144 - Because we all know how tedious it is to type an FML only two lines long.

Not to make a decision is a decision in itself.

Procrastination is the single best thing after lazy days :)

Procrastination is just like masturbation - either way you are ******* yourself. OP, when you feel overwhelmed, pick a simple thing on your to do list. Once it's done, the sense of accomplishment should help you get going. Sort the rest by priority and do the most important thing. If they're all equally important, do the most difficult or time-consuming. Once that's out of the way, the rest won't seem as daunting.

thiscrazything 1

^excellent advice. I will try to use it, tomorrow.

Putting off work to ********** = Procrasterbation.

Da_Bauss435 8

Sounds like a pretty good life to me then :)

Same for me. Only reason why I'm on here is because I'm procrastinating!!:p it's okay OP your not alone ;)

Searching for the right, but it keeps avoiding meeeee...

unless he who starts last is good at what he does, then he could still finish first.

icrest80 4

Maybe being a lazy ass started the problem you have now. Way to prolong it. Soon you'll be a hoarder. Way to win.

Work -> procrastination -> hoarding You are definitely on the right track.

Dafuq does that have to do with hoarding

6- Your makeup and picture remind me of DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS BAWHHH!

procrastinating = no study no study = fail fail = no diploma no diploma = no work no work = no money no money = poor poor = no food no food = sickly skinny sickly skinny = ugly ugly = no marriage no marriage = no children no children = alone alone = depression depression = sickness sickness = death MORAL OF THE STORY IS DON'T PROCRASTINATE!

Fuck off, if anything procrastination leads to obesity, not being 'sickly skinny'

gurly98 13

It's funny how her profile pic matches with what she is aaying

I think 6 and 99 could be best friends, no? They both say qually stupid crap. :O

99, you've got it all wrong. It's keep spare pens. and 6, I honestly think that hoarding is different from disorganization, which I think you meant to say.

All I'm trying to say is that if you have shit to do, just suck it up and do it. Completely ignoring the issue, no matter the reasoning, just makes it worse.

99- that was just obnoxious. (I just recently saw an episode of hoarders where the person kept feeling overwhelmed and that was the reason their problems kept getting worse. To those of you wondering why I mentioned hoarding...)

BunchieRules 31

200 - I agree. It's really not that hard to get a decent grade on a test if you just listen to the teacher. Or maybe that's just me.

Lmao, 6 changed her picture after my comment about her laser-look alike photo.

No biggie. I have thick skin. I was wearing a costume anyway.

lhazz11 23

What does procrastination have to do with becoming a hoarder?

reallytho3 11

Procrastination at its best

Prioritizing, my friend, is something you need to learn about :)! Start from most to least!

WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO?! I need to know because I'm nosy and slightly insane.