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Sounds like everyday of my life.

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'


Sounds like everyday of my life.

I'm procrastinating by being on here right now.

me too. it's terrible

Haha mine too. And it's weird, the OP is saying "f my life" to this, but I love procrastinating.

Same. As I'm lying down at work about to nap, checking FML before I go nighties...

Really? All y'all are dumb. I don't procrastinate at a-... I'll finish that sentence later.

There's always tomorrow.

I'm in class right now.

Why procrastinate today, when you can do it tomorrow?

I wouldn't say it's terrible, I think procrastination has improved my quality of life considerably. Until the deadlines come around.

How is this an FML??

is anyone else wondering why this is an fml?

Procrastinators unite!!! ...Tomorrow.


Hope you get something done eventually, OP. until then, YDI

#146 stole your thunder, #31.

Procrastibation is the way forward my friends.

Is procrastibation when you masturbate every time you're supposed to be doing something else? sounds about right i guess...

^ are you fucking serious?

This FML is funny as fuck lmao

60, "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"

Reminds me of my boyfriend.

Due tomorrow means do tomorrow. My life motto.


Ah, procrastination. I've been meaning to do something about that. Tomorrow.

Wow, made that one up yourself?

60 - as Abe Lincoln would say, "Leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today!" Clearly he was not a procrastinator. In any case, this doesn't really sound like an FML. It just sounds like the OP needs some motivation.

"What does procrastination mean?" "Meh, I'll tell you tomorrow." -Animaniacs (If anybody even remembers that show)

Procrastinating is like masterbating your just screwing yourself.


Procrastibation? Is there a new form of masturbation I should know about?

U stole that from #146

Are you talking to yourself? That actually sounds like it would be effective if you're too late to edit the post.

Why do everything today? You'll just be bored tomorrow.

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'

I just go on FML all day... FML

Rule of lazy: if I can't reach it, I don't need it.

OP, you're not lazy, your just too busy avoiding work.

'I'll stop procrastinating.... Tomorrow' :)

If OP was lazy he wouldn't have taken his time posting this, am I right?

144 - Because we all know how tedious it is to type an FML only two lines long.

Not to make a decision is a decision in itself.

Why is this on FML again..?

Because procrastination

Fyl... Procrastination sucks

Procrastination is the single best thing after lazy days :)

Procrastination is just like masturbation - either way you are fucking yourself. OP, when you feel overwhelmed, pick a simple thing on your to do list. Once it's done, the sense of accomplishment should help you get going. Sort the rest by priority and do the most important thing. If they're all equally important, do the most difficult or time-consuming. Once that's out of the way, the rest won't seem as daunting.

^excellent advice. I will try to use it, tomorrow.

Putting off work to masturbate = Procrasterbation.

Good life decisions...

Sounds like a pretty good life to me then :)

Same for me. Only reason why I'm on here is because I'm procrastinating!!:p it's okay OP your not alone ;)

Searching for the right, but it keeps avoiding meeeee...

Spoken like a true hero

He who starts lasts finishes last

He who starts first never lasts.

unless he who starts last is good at what he does, then he could still finish first.

That's what she said

Maybe being a lazy ass started the problem you have now. Way to prolong it. Soon you'll be a hoarder. Way to win.

Work -> procrastination -> hoarding You are definitely on the right track.

Dafuq does that have to do with hoarding

6- Your makeup and picture remind me of DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS BAWHHH!

procrastinating = no study no study = fail fail = no diploma no diploma = no work no work = no money no money = poor poor = no food no food = sickly skinny sickly skinny = ugly ugly = no marriage no marriage = no children no children = alone alone = depression depression = sickness sickness = death MORAL OF THE STORY IS DON'T PROCRASTINATE!

Fuck off, if anything procrastination leads to obesity, not being 'sickly skinny'

It's funny how her profile pic matches with what she is aaying

I think 6 and 99 could be best friends, no? They both say qually stupid crap. :O

*equally. Jeez, embarrassing...

99, you've got it all wrong. It's keep spare pens. and 6, I honestly think that hoarding is different from disorganization, which I think you meant to say.

There's nothing but stupid in this...

All I'm trying to say is that if you have shit to do, just suck it up and do it. Completely ignoring the issue, no matter the reasoning, just makes it worse.

99- that was just obnoxious. (I just recently saw an episode of hoarders where the person kept feeling overwhelmed and that was the reason their problems kept getting worse. To those of you wondering why I mentioned hoarding...)

200 - I agree. It's really not that hard to get a decent grade on a test if you just listen to the teacher. Or maybe that's just me.

Wear a real shirt please?

Lmao, 6 changed her picture after my comment about her laser-look alike photo.

No biggie. I have thick skin. I was wearing a costume anyway.

What does procrastination have to do with becoming a hoarder?

Procrastination at its best

Prioritizing, my friend, is something you need to learn about :)! Start from most to least!

WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO?! I need to know because I'm nosy and slightly insane.

You're picture kinda scares me but I like it…

Oops. Lol I usually get that right.