FML : Today, I finally found out why the water in my bottle had been tasting strangely minty for the past few weeks when I saw a piece of gum sitting at the...

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Today, I finally found out why the water in my bottle had been tasting strangely minty for the past few weeks when I saw a piece of gum sitting at the bottom of it. I don't chew gum. FML

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By RobotUnicorn1209 - / Tuesday 21 November 2017 19:30 / Canada - Hamilton

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By Rhett_15 | 19

#7566597 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 1:53

It's been weeks and you didn't think that maybe you should wash it every few days or so? Gross

By TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7566604 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 2:54

I’m surprised gum is all you found if you haven’t even glanced inside your water bottle in a few weeks!

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By katmstein | 17

#7565916 - Monday 20 November 2017 0:07

just curious, why didn't you stop drinking from it?

By Rhett_15 | 19

#7566597 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 1:53

It's been weeks and you didn't think that maybe you should wash it every few days or so? Gross

By exileonmainst | 15

#7566599 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 2:04

Maybe your bottle just had bad breath?

By TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7566604 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 2:54

I’m surprised gum is all you found if you haven’t even glanced inside your water bottle in a few weeks!

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7566639 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 5:54

So you never bothered to look inside the bottle when you refilled it over the course of several weeks? That takes talent.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7566641 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 5:56

This is where the idea of mouthwash came from.

nmlutgen | 11

#7567202 - Thursday 23 November 2017 10:06

Possibly Darwinism as well.

By blahblabbity | 18

#7566658 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 7:07

no, i tried to do this once and it didn’t work, but then again, i didn’t let it marinate for weeks.

By rustybucket | 24

#7566737 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 10:03

You go weeks without washing your water bottle?!?

By skippydoda | 30

#7566805 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 13:44

How? That's all I want to know. How do you go weeks?

By Miss_Whipped | 41

#7567027 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 23:49

Forget the fact that OP didn't wash their bottle for weeks... I'm more surprised that the gum held its flavor that long.

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