By yoyyo - 7/11/2016 06:29 - United States - Manhattan
Today, I accidentally sliced open my crush's hand at work while we were messing around on break. A month ago, I broke his brother's finger playing dodgeball. No wonder I'm still single; he must think I'm out to get his family. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

How romantic slicing a crush's hand open is depends entirely on how much you're like Mads Mikkelsen, the person who portrayed NBC's Hannibal. You'd better start wearing a suit and speaking with a Danish accent just to be safe.

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  Bearsmomma  |  30

Familiar here too. Only for me, it wasn't a crush (for him it was... Hahaha, his finger got crushed). Just a friend and coworker. I felt awful. It seemed I was always causing him minor injuries. I'm clumsy and he got too close. Oops.