By yoyyo - 07/11/2016 06:29 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I accidentally sliced open my crush's hand at work while we were messing around on break. A month ago, I broke his brother's finger playing dodgeball. No wonder I'm still single; he must think I'm out to get his family. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 048
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You might want to actually approach him about being in a relationship together before coming to this conclusion....

I hope you're not actually overthinking this

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I hope you're not actually overthinking this

You might want to actually approach him about being in a relationship together before coming to this conclusion....

Beware OP, he's using that as an excuse to get to your family. Watch your back.

How romantic slicing a crush's hand open is depends entirely on how much you're like Mads Mikkelsen, the person who portrayed NBC's Hannibal. You'd better start wearing a suit and speaking with a Danish accent just to be safe.

Mads Mikkelsen is awesome !

who are you? Supergirl? Learn to control your power. Normal people don't just break fingers by accident

Or superman, you never know

Lol, I'm sorry OP. I feel so bad for laughing at this, seems so familiar.

Familiar here too. Only for me, it wasn't a crush (for him it was... Hahaha, his finger got crushed). Just a friend and coworker. I felt awful. It seemed I was always causing him minor injuries. I'm clumsy and he got too close. Oops.

You sounds pretty close to him actually. I mean you mess about with him and you play with his brother. You may be in there with a shot

I like your revenge method: one finger at a time.

Well, are you?

You sure this crush of yours isn't really your brother? Being from Kansas and all. nothing wrong with a little brotherly love. just don't ever go out west.

Wtf.... I don't even see how you came to that conclusion. Ugh... You shouldn't try so hard.