By yoyyo - 07/11/2016 06:29 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I accidentally sliced open my crush's hand at work while we were messing around on break. A month ago, I broke his brother's finger playing dodgeball. No wonder I'm still single; he must think I'm out to get his family. FML
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Scotth901 22
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You might want to actually approach him about being in a relationship together before coming to this conclusion....

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HoboMeth 33
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I hope you're not actually overthinking this

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HoboMeth 33
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I hope you're not actually overthinking this

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Scotth901 22
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You might want to actually approach him about being in a relationship together before coming to this conclusion....

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KingKralj 31
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Beware OP, he's using that as an excuse to get to your family. Watch your back.

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Tripartita 44
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How romantic slicing a crush's hand open is depends entirely on how much you're like Mads Mikkelsen, the person who portrayed NBC's Hannibal. You'd better start wearing a suit and speaking with a Danish accent just to be safe.

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ad1836 19
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Mads Mikkelsen is awesome !

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floup_fml 13

who are you? Supergirl? Learn to control your power. Normal people don't just break fingers by accident

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LordGiblett 26
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Or superman, you never know

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majesticous 29
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Lol, I'm sorry OP. I feel so bad for laughing at this, seems so familiar.

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Bearsmomma 30
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Familiar here too. Only for me, it wasn't a crush (for him it was... Hahaha, his finger got crushed). Just a friend and coworker. I felt awful. It seemed I was always causing him minor injuries. I'm clumsy and he got too close. Oops.

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interesting33 36
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You sounds pretty close to him actually. I mean you mess about with him and you play with his brother. You may be in there with a shot

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hellnosucka 27
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I like your revenge method: one finger at a time.

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DonULFonso 22
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Well, are you?

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zburdick420 7
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You sure this crush of yours isn't really your brother? Being from Kansas and all. nothing wrong with a little brotherly love. just don't ever go out west.

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Bearsmomma 30
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Wtf.... I don't even see how you came to that conclusion. Ugh... You shouldn't try so hard.

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