I agree with the whole having a bed to yourself! It does suck you are now single, unless you prefer it that way then more room for you OP!

even when i have the bed to myself i always sleep on the same side

Same 12. even with my cali king, altho it majorly sucks they broke up. but at the op of this chain, that is exactly what I was thinking. even if you sleep on the same side, you can still stretch out w/o worry. unless you have pets, of course.

i don't let my dog sleep in bed with me often because he tries to hog the bed. plus he sheds too much which makes me have to do the bedding laundry every 2 or 3 days

That sounds a little selfish. Poor guy

7 - I think her boyfriend might be a doll.

Aha, I appreciate y'all's concern. No, actually, he's been falling asleep on the couch for the past week because the internet is stronger there and he can't take his hands and eyes off the cell phone game, Clash of Clans. (If he stays in the room with me, he keeps getting disconnected.) So yeah, he doesn't intentionally do it, but I've been the one who's been asking him to get back in the room and get back in bed. Eventually, I just learned to find the positive in the situation in that the bigger space works for me, and I figured it would be funny to think of it as me placing him there rather than the boring fact that sometimes, he just falls asleep there while playing his game. Every other day, he still joins me, though. (Usually when the game kicks him off for an extended period of time like for personal breaks and maintenance breaks. ;D)

Wth? How is her ex a "d!ckface"??

He broke up with OP obviously there can't possibly have been any valid reason to do that.

It doesn't say who broke up with who, it just says they broke up.

11 - It doesn't even say that the boyfriend broke up with her. It just says "when we broke up". Even if she broke up with him the bed coming at this time could bring back some memories and sadness.