By Moron with reflexes - 29/05/2019 06:03

Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML
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julfunky 29

I terrified of spiders. I broke my tablet in the process of killing one. So as someone who experiences the side effects of this irrational fear, let me just say... YDI. Every time we do something like this, it’s our own fault. Unfortunately the fear is real and we will never learn.

kathryn13 17

To be honest I would have done the same. Can’t ever risk it with spiders.

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I have a huge fear of eye-eating feathers. I’d hope to knock myself out cold if that happened to me!

kathryn13 17

To be honest I would have done the same. Can’t ever risk it with spiders.

julfunky 29

I terrified of spiders. I broke my tablet in the process of killing one. So as someone who experiences the side effects of this irrational fear, let me just say... YDI. Every time we do something like this, it’s our own fault. Unfortunately the fear is real and we will never learn.

Trinity Fenwick 7

evert heard of a mirror? besides, spiders are awesome.

At least you didn't try to kill it with fire.