Running gag

By needsomelove - 20/10/2019 06:00 - France

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Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Try blind folding him and you take control it may lesson the pressure on him to preform

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RichardPencil 30

He's probably afraid of the ****** dentata.

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Charlie Given 26

Try blind folding him and you take control it may lesson the pressure on him to preform

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Iamthebanzai22 21

I agree, the key is to reduce the pressure on him. What you can maybe do is to tell him 'No penetration tonight' and if it happens, it happens. You can also maybe try tantric sex techniques. Maybe try extensive foreplay on him as well, to take his mind off it. If he is great at doing foreplay, it means that he is extremely focused on you and your pleasure, hence the stress on his side. You need to tell him it is OK, he does not always have to be the perfect lover. Alternatively, you can try erection pills..

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RichardPencil 30

He's probably afraid of the ****** dentata.

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Jonkbaby 22

its a lot of pressure. dont be afraid to try different thibgs, and dont take it personally. this is not only a special and new experience for him but for both of you

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Magtec 11

I actually like this idea. It might allow him to stay hard long enough to get out of his head and just enjoy the moment.

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uniformed 13

gave this ydi, because after the 2nd time you should have found a real man.

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Sheila Deville 15

what a horribly ignorant thing to say. You are as empathetic as wildfires.

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uniformed 13

like a wildfire I **** everyone. unlike OPs hopfully soon to be ex.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

You really should change your username to 'uninformed'. Do you know the tale of the rabbit and the tortoise having a race? Well, OP mentions that her boyfriend is already consummately skilled at foreplay. One day soon he will get over his anxiety and then he will be shagging rings around the likes of you.

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uniformed 13

hahahahha...no. I think not. you should change your username to delusional.

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Wisernow 10

Dear uniformed, please change your user name to Uninformed.

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uniformed 13

So original. you should change yours to unwise.

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Sheila Deville 15

That's an amazing amount of pressure on him. Just remind him that "good" & "bad" don't exist in that moment. You will enjoy yourself no matter what, just knowing he has chosen to be so open with you makes him completely enjoyable😁

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DogStew 20

You are doing something that is making him nervous.

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J15237 25

If he is a serious boyfriend that you want to really have a future with I would just say its okay and try to get him to go to a doctor. Make sure everything is working okay in his department. Maybe get some pills for him. Be supportive especially if this is a guy who outside of the bedroom is great for your life long term.

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