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By needsomelove - 20/10/2019 06:00 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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Bad sex ed

By Sex ed instructor, fuck me - 18/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was ready to have sex with my new boyfriend. Turns out he's a 30 year-old virgin who doesn't know shit. He couldn't find my vagina and was just humping my crotch, then when he finally got it in it was 5 pumps, a squirt and done. He thinks he did a good job. Now I have to teach him how to do it properly. FML

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You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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Smooth operator

By Anonymous - 23/06/2019 16:18

Today, my date took nearly 10 minutes to get an erection, had to be shown where the entrance to my vagina was, since he kept missing it and poking me in the thigh, he orgasmed after only 3 thrusts, fell asleep straight away, then an hour later had the nerve to ask if I’d had fun too. FML

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Quickie

By tina - 22/11/2019 20:00

Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML

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Bad start

By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Sunday 20 October 2019 6:34

Try blind folding him and you take control it may lesson the pressure on him to preform

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 20 October 2019 7:23

He's probably afraid of the ****** dentata.

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Charlie Given 26

Sunday 20 October 2019 6:34

Try blind folding him and you take control it may lesson the pressure on him to preform

Iamthebanzai22 21

Sunday 20 October 2019 8:58

I agree, the key is to reduce the pressure on him. What you can maybe do is to tell him 'No penetration tonight' and if it happens, it happens. You can also maybe try tantric sex techniques. Maybe try extensive foreplay on him as well, to take his mind off it. If he is great at doing foreplay, it means that he is extremely focused on you and your pleasure, hence the stress on his side. You need to tell him it is OK, he does not always have to be the perfect lover. Alternatively, you can try erection pills..

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 20 October 2019 7:23

He's probably afraid of the ****** dentata.

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 20 October 2019 9:12

its a lot of pressure. dont be afraid to try different thibgs, and dont take it personally. this is not only a special and new experience for him but for both of you

distortedcognition 17

Sunday 20 October 2019 9:31

**** ring?

Magtec 11

Sunday 20 October 2019 17:33

I actually like this idea. It might allow him to stay hard long enough to get out of his head and just enjoy the moment.

Walker719 7

Sunday 20 October 2019 11:38

lol

uniformed 13

Sunday 20 October 2019 12:47

gave this ydi, because after the 2nd time you should have found a real man.

Sheila Deville 15

Sunday 20 October 2019 14:00

what a horribly ignorant thing to say. You are as empathetic as wildfires.

uniformed 13

Sunday 20 October 2019 14:22

like a wildfire I **** everyone. unlike OPs hopfully soon to be ex.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Sunday 20 October 2019 14:17

You really should change your username to 'uninformed'. Do you know the tale of the rabbit and the tortoise having a race? Well, OP mentions that her boyfriend is already consummately skilled at foreplay. One day soon he will get over his anxiety and then he will be shagging rings around the likes of you.

uniformed 13

Sunday 20 October 2019 14:21

hahahahha...no. I think not. you should change your username to delusional.

Wisernow 10

Wednesday 23 October 2019 20:30

Dear uniformed, please change your user name to Uninformed.

uniformed 13

Wednesday 23 October 2019 21:37

So original. you should change yours to unwise.

Sheila Deville 15

Sunday 20 October 2019 13:54

That's an amazing amount of pressure on him. Just remind him that "good" & "bad" don't exist in that moment. You will enjoy yourself no matter what, just knowing he has chosen to be so open with you makes him completely enjoyable😁

lyttle1568 8

Sunday 20 October 2019 17:44

Anxiety disorder

DogStew 20

Monday 21 October 2019 19:58

You are doing something that is making him nervous.

J15237 25

Thursday 21 November 2019 2:37

If he is a serious boyfriend that you want to really have a future with I would just say its okay and try to get him to go to a doctor. Make sure everything is working okay in his department. Maybe get some pills for him. Be supportive especially if this is a guy who outside of the bedroom is great for your life long term.