By TheDeathguard - 20/07/2017 20:05
The Top
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Bad Day for a Good Boy
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Misunderstanding
By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 03:00
#rude
By friendless - 19/03/2018 11:00 - United States - Spokane
Mystery person
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By UhOh - 25/04/2018 17:30
Emma Eisnor tells us more.
Hey OP here! This actually happened when I went on a two week trip to Italy back in the beginning of March. The rest of the trip was actually great I toured the entire country! As for what happened, I was on my period with a pad on and it took me 6 hours of the 8 hour flight to fall asleep, but as soon as I did fall asleep all hell broke loose apparently. I didn’t tell the flight attendants because I was too embarrassed so I kind of just got up and awkwardly waddled away. Could have been worse though!
Nightmare Fuel
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By SSS - 18/11/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - London
Moving on
By crash and burn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
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By "GumStickExtraGmail" - 26/09/2017 17:33 - United States - Arvada
GumStickExtraGmail tells us more.
Hey, OP here. No, he wasn't joking with me. I had just gotten a divorce, and he thought it was because im gay. I'm also female, so my father thought females are more likely to be gay??? idk.
By SHUTCHINS - 14/10/2017 12:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury
By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00
Toxic masculinity FTW
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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30
Sign your name across my…?
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By HalfSack - 21/08/2018 12:30 - Canada - Montr?al
You what?
By dumbucksally - 31/08/2018 06:00
You're one to talk
By fataldisease - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
Keywords
Hi guys, OP here. First I want to say how amazing you all are, and to thank you for your hilarious comments. I feel like I should be saying something about how I didn't expect this to be published, but since getting an FML published is the point of submitting it, I won't. For reference, the "position" we were discussing would actually make him not my boss anymore, so to 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7--no. And shit, 11, I'm sorry! Mine was just awkward not scary! 13, I personally think he's very attractive, have since I joined his team, but everyone has their own tastes. Finally, yes, it is still awkward even days later. Thanks!