You need a new friend. And boyfriend. Sorry op.

You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist'.

What an odd meeting place.. Are the sessions working for your boyfriend? Your friend's teachings seem unorthodox.

Looks like your best friend is the-rapist!

Op should use www.therapistfinder.com

Wow, your bestfriend's a therapist and her office is a truck, does she give your boyfriend a discount?

What a fucking sad FML. People are animals.

Brilliant observation, 81.

Maybe he was getting therapy on how to be better at sex. You know practice makes perfect

It is quite brilliant, thank you.

Hmmm where can I find this therapy...

And thats when you take your .357 Magnum to his left knee cap. And as soon as he finally "recovers" shoot the other one and scream "eff YOUR life!"

^^^ she needs therapy

I know it's implied but it doesn't actually say they were having sex she could have just got the wrong end of the stick

Haha good one

She means ex-boyfriend right?

yeah he only has to pay the tip ;)

Dump that bitch

Which one?

Dump bitches, not trucks.

Johnny doesn't know, johnny's gotta know ):

Was it therapy for sexual frustration?

You totally deserve it Op lmfao uh I love dumbass ppl. It's ppl like you that make my life that much better!

125- You just surpassed John Edwards as the biggest dousche in the universe...

ahh 125 i.. *turns and walks away*

Lol it has 69 thumbs up...*hangs head* I'm a child

Time to smack a hoe

You dated him, you deserve it. Find a nice guy next time, they don't cheat

Most of the time, cheaters ARE the nice guys in the beginning, and then turn into assholes, soo gtfo.

How the fuck do you know how he was in the first place? He could have been playing all nice to get to her bestfriend in the first place.

actually yeah hes more right. Every girl ive known dates those prep losers who have the same attitude like people from jersey shore. You just want to think their nice but are just as shallow.

Bro, no girl (or guy) deserves to be cheated on by their bf/gf so saying, that she deserves it is a bit harsh, don't be an asshole.

Thank you 48. Truth is girls knowingly date jerks all the time while kicking the nice guys to the curb. And yet when they get screwed over by the jerk they want sympathy? Nope. They had their chance with a nice guy and they spat on it. They get what they deserve.

59- we can't force ourselves to be attracted to the "nice guy." Usually we know they're a better option in the treating us well category but we only think of them as friends. Being attracted to jerks is unfortunately a common fault amongst us females.

59 Ok, I would understand where you're coming from if she had a nice guy as a boyfriend, and she left him for the asshole then he cheated on her, yeah she deserves it.but that's most likely not the case here, I mean most guys who are jerks aren't just going to come out and say "hey I'm in asshole, be my gf so I could treat you like crap, and degrade you in the future".so no need to be so hard on her.

So what I'm getting here 5, is that you know this guy? Cause you seem to know his personality exactly. Yeah no I doubt it so get over yourself. OP never said "hey I went for the jerk and he cheated on me wahhh!" For all you know he could have been a nice guy. I know enough nice guys that have cheated on their girl. I was cheated on by a pretty guy who's never had another girlfriend. You don't always know a person.

69 Who said I was a nice guy? Think before you talk is the proper order of action, not assumptions

76 Nah I don't know him, just playing statistics. Statistically he was a jerk, and she either knew it before she dated him or soon after she started. I'm curious though, how many nice guys have you kicked to the curb? Karma can hurt

80-you can't make assumptions and tell her she deserves it. All types of people cheat. From the nice guy to the jerk. From the quiet shy girl to the outgoing girl. It all depends on someone's maturity level and respect for themselves and others. The brain is complex. No matter how much you love someone there will always be another person out there you are attracted to and/or have chemistry with. Some people are mature enough to realize that what they have with the person they are with is more important. And some people are not or they have a thing for self sabotaging their love life. One again-maturity. It sounds like you consider yourself the "nice guy" and have been either dumped all over by girls or passed up several times. Just because you have had a rough love life does not make this OP s fault and make her deserve it. You can only hope that the person you go in to a relationship loves and/or respects you enough that they will be honest with you. But there is no one type of person that cheats and you can never control what choices anybody makes but yourself. You seem to have some underlying anger issues that sound like they need to be addresses with a real therapist. That or just get over it. If not you will never have a successful relationship holding this grudge. To OP, I'm sorry for your boyfriend and bfs actions. I wish you better luck in the future.

you need a new boyfriend And a new best friend. screw them both.

That would be kinky

hey

I think the two already covered that themselves.

Well, don't actually have sex with them both because that would be awesome for your boyfriend and it seems to me that your boyfriend doesn't deserve awesome things.

Well, is he feeling better?

Lol

Lol

Lol

A fuck in a truck. That's a win.

Winning

Yes yes he was

Dig your keys into the side if his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

Carve your name into his leather seats,

Take a Louieville slugger to both head lights

Slash a hole in all four tires!

Maybe next time he'l think before he cheats

Ooooh, maybe next time he'll think... Before he cheeeeaaaats.

Yeah, never do that again.

This has by far been the funniest thread I've ever read on fml. Thank you

Ugh that song is so awful

Yeah, I keep thinking "I hope he sued her for the damage to his truck." Cheating is scummy but so is vandalizing someone else's property.

72 - you must not come here often

Whoa there Carrie lol#20

Haha

Give him reason to get therapy for real. Perhaps physiotherapy...

Number 9 are all the women in Scotland as pretty as you? If so Scotland is my next vacation spot

Hahaha Scotland isn't known to house pretty people

Lol. Well written.

Lol. Low standards.