The other stage of grief

By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 05:03

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Today, I found out the girl I’ve been seeing for a few weeks is freaky. At her grandad's funeral, she got so upset she had to leave the room, only to drag me into the priest's office for a quick blowjob. Apparently, death turns her on. I had oral sex at a funeral. I’m going to Hell for sure. FML
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Oh, yeah, but that's the least of your problems. You're going to have to become a serial killer to keep turning her on. If you don't have targets, I have some requests ;)

rotflqtms_ 21

If it bothered you THAT much... you didn't have to pull out your dick for that blowjob. You could have walked away. It takes two. I'm sure she's not strong enough to hold you down while giving you a blowjob that you didn't want... It takes two. You were as much a part of it as she was.

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Oh, yeah, but that's the least of your problems. You're going to have to become a serial killer to keep turning her on. If you don't have targets, I have some requests ;)

bobsanction 18

If you don't want her I'll take her.

She's a keeper in my book. Whoever passed probably had a good chuckle about it as well.

rotflqtms_ 21

If it bothered you THAT much... you didn't have to pull out your dick for that blowjob. You could have walked away. It takes two. I'm sure she's not strong enough to hold you down while giving you a blowjob that you didn't want... It takes two. You were as much a part of it as she was.

I'm sure Gramps would have approved

Hell is for the fun people, anyways.

Die Antwoord: 'I fink you freaky and I like it a lot'.

Sounds like a keeper, well done.

if you gave your girlfriend a blow job, the funeral is the least pf your problems....

either that or she's using sex as a way to avoid her feelings..