By savanah_aaron - 31/03/2017 20:00

Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 892
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imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

Every time I see an FML like this, I can't help but wonder where the OP found someone like this and then decided to marry them. Male or female, the stories I read on here just astound me.

No, just the ones that marry immature morons.

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No married woman is childless

No, just the ones that marry immature morons.

imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

Preach all of that.

imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

#81 preach all of that.

imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

#81 Preach all of that

that's very stereotypical though.

If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times. Either you knew what he was like before you married him or you didn't. Either way you still married him and you deserve it.

maybe he/they just wanted ninja turtle toothpaste and a spiderman spin brush, because awesome!

imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

Every time I see an FML like this, I can't help but wonder where the OP found someone like this and then decided to marry them. Male or female, the stories I read on here just astound me.

I've noticed a lot of stories like this pop up over the years of browsing this site. I literally do not understand how people can date someone with such poor hygiene, never mind actually marrying them. It isn't your job to teach a 25 year old man child how to brush his teeth!

TedThePanda 5

How does someone trick someone into brushing their teeth? I've met some people with real nasty breathe.

what's the trick?

fmlhernebay 0

YDI for saying yes to someone so immature.

My boyfriend is the same way.. He can go days without brushing his teeth until I finally have to tell him his breath smells like rotten garlic. What's your trick? Because just telling him to brush every day like a normal human doesn't seem to have any impact.