Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
Today, yet again, I woke up at the sound of my parents having sex like apes, and couldn't get back to sleep. FML
Today, my insomnia started back up again. It was too late to get something to help me sleep so I was lying there wondering what I should do. I decided to listen to some ambient music. It helped a lot, but when I was about to fall asleep, my parents decided to start doing 'it'. FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
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Eryx_fml 3
I understand it must be annoying to have your parents keep you up for two nights in a row but I wouldn't be that upset to post it here. I mean, at least your parents are happy with each other. Would you rather be up all night once and see your parents getting divorced? You're taking their love for granted. I'd be happy. :)
sakuravoxy 0
angry sex is the best
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Comments (18)
Rualdo 0
thats a GIANT lol
_fthisshit 0
Poor you. LOL.
Eryx_fml 3
I understand it must be annoying to have your parents keep you up for two nights in a row but I wouldn't be that upset to post it here. I mean, at least your parents are happy with each other. Would you rather be up all night once and see your parents getting divorced? You're taking their love for granted. I'd be happy. :)
ill 0
excellent delivery of anecdote. Deliver it as cleverly to them, and use this brief period to get what you want.. but don't bust their nuts too much, at least they stay together... (if they arent keeping you up every week any way)
amandax6 0
hahahahaha that suckks .
sakuravoxy 0
angry sex is the best
blooxxkrazi 0
I agree wid #2 LOL
paultheman 0
I feel sorry for u
safirestar09 0
Or maybe, "Hey, I know you guys are having fun, but I'm not cos I'm not getting any sleep."
soccerchick02 3
they make iPods for a reason. use one