Intimacy and Health: Today, my younger brother sat on some poison ivy. He didn't have...

By ReallyRyan? - 01/09/2018 06:00

Today, my younger brother sat on some poison ivy. He didn't have any symptoms because he's pretty much immune to it. Also today, my boyfriend had to run to the ER because he got poison ivy on his genitalia. I knew they spent way too much time together. FML

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By poisonivyandbigfoot - 10/09/2017 20:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I took a piss while doing yard work. Later, to my horror, I discovered that I had touched poison oak at some point. My penis is now blistered and swollen. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2017 02:00

Today, I caught my 29 year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML

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By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in poison ivy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 22:31 - United States - Malden

Today, my idiot neighbor decided the best way to dispose of the poison ivy in his yard was to pile it all up and burn it. I'm severely allergic. It was so bad that one of my eyes is still swollen half shut. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, months after a severe poison ivy rash, I have learned that I now have a very intense poison ivy allergy. As in, any exposure to poison ivy at all will cause my face, hands, thighs, and groin to swell up and itch madly for up to a week. FML

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By Puggle1019 - 17/07/2018 20:30

Today, my brother gave me a massive rope burn. He got a 30-second talk with our mother. I got an allergic reaction to the lotion used to ease the pain. My mother said I was overreacting. FML

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By jayne_dhoe - 22/11/2009 07:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk and thought it would be funny to spray himself in the face with pepper spray. I was in his drunken firing line too. After him vomiting and being blinded for a few hours, he was fine. I, on the other hand, had a terrible allergic reaction and got rushed to hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2013 15:15 - Canada - Markham

Today, I was walking down the street when someone pushed me into poison ivy. He ran off saying, "That's for beating me in the race." I've never been in a race, nor have I ever met him. FML

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By smellyhouse - 27/11/2011 10:19 - Canada

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

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Jerry Leberer 12

Saturday 1 September 2018 6:36

at least you found out now before you got it somewhere.

tounces7 27

Saturday 1 September 2018 6:11

I mean....how? Did your brother sit on it completely bare-assed or something? I mean was he wiping with it too? I'm failing to understand the mechanics of this.

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Boyufd 24

Saturday 1 September 2018 6:08

this is like the other FML, when OP caught her boyfriend bending over for their neighbor's teenage son

tounces7 27

Saturday 1 September 2018 6:11

I mean....how? Did your brother sit on it completely bare-assed or something? I mean was he wiping with it too? I'm failing to understand the mechanics of this.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 1 September 2018 6:44

Could have happened if OP's bro and boyfriend were getting it on outside.

blightsight 10

Saturday 1 September 2018 13:32

the brother and boyfriend were having anal sex

tounces7 27

Saturday 1 September 2018 17:16

Yes I understood the sex part....however the parts that would be touching each other, would not typically be the parts that also touch the poison Ivy unless you really just rubbed it all up in there.

EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 1 September 2018 23:09

you ain't the only one.

Alexiskovich 6

Tuesday 11 September 2018 10:16

The OP's bf and younger brother are *******. The OP's bf ****** the younger brother in the ass and got poison ivy.

Jerry Leberer 12

Saturday 1 September 2018 6:36

at least you found out now before you got it somewhere.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 1 September 2018 7:49

Apparently the call of nature is strong with those two 🤣🤣

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Saturday 1 September 2018 8:21

Well, maybe, just maybe your younger brother sat on your boyfriends lap accidentally in a steam room? (FRIENDS for reference XD)

EggyDogger 13

Saturday 1 September 2018 8:52

Hol up

boredgirl_02 14

Saturday 1 September 2018 12:33

He could have slapped him on the ass in a good game type a way and then touched himself. I got it cause my ex or my dog walked in it and somehow whatever my hands touched got it.

silentbabydeer 10

Saturday 1 September 2018 14:19

Why in the world is there so many FML that their own relative had stabbed them in the back by sleeping with their boyfriend/girlfriend? What’s wrong with these relatives?