FML : Today, my younger brother sat on some poison ivy. He didn't have any symptoms because he's pretty much immune to it. Also today, my boyfriend had to run...

Today, my younger brother sat on some poison ivy. He didn't have any symptoms because he's pretty much immune to it. Also today, my boyfriend had to run to the ER because he got poison ivy on his genitalia. I knew they spent way too much time together. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ReallyRyan? - / Saturday 1 September 2018 06:00 /

Intimacy

Health

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By Jerry Leberer | 12

#7686074 - Saturday 1 September 2018 6:36

at least you found out now before you got it somewhere.

By tounces7 | 21

#7686063 - Saturday 1 September 2018 6:11

I mean....how? Did your brother sit on it completely bare-assed or something? I mean was he wiping with it too? I'm failing to understand the mechanics of this.

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By Boyufd | 14

#7686061 - Saturday 1 September 2018 6:08

this is like the other FML, when OP caught her boyfriend bending over for their neighbor's teenage son

By tounces7 | 21

#7686063 - Saturday 1 September 2018 6:11

I mean....how? Did your brother sit on it completely bare-assed or something? I mean was he wiping with it too? I'm failing to understand the mechanics of this.

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7686076 - Saturday 1 September 2018 6:44

Could have happened if OP's bro and boyfriend were getting it on outside.

blightsight | 10

#7686230 - Saturday 1 September 2018 13:32

the brother and boyfriend were having anal sex

tounces7 | 21

#7686301 - Saturday 1 September 2018 17:16

Yes I understood the sex part....however the parts that would be touching each other, would not typically be the parts that also touch the poison Ivy unless you really just rubbed it all up in there.

EmDizzle2007 | 22

#7686437 - Saturday 1 September 2018 23:09

you ain't the only one.

Alexiskovich | 6

#7691275 - Tuesday 11 September 2018 10:16

The OP's bf and younger brother are fucking. The OP's bf fucked the younger brother in the ass and got poison ivy.

By Jerry Leberer | 12

#7686074 - Saturday 1 September 2018 6:36

at least you found out now before you got it somewhere.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7686087 - Saturday 1 September 2018 7:49

Apparently the call of nature is strong with those two 🤣🤣

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7686099 - Saturday 1 September 2018 8:21

Well, maybe, just maybe your younger brother sat on your boyfriends lap accidentally in a steam room? (FRIENDS for reference XD)

By EggyDogger | 12

#7686111 - Saturday 1 September 2018 8:52

Hol up

By boredgirl_02 | 14

#7686200 - Saturday 1 September 2018 12:33

He could have slapped him on the ass in a good game type a way and then touched himself.
I got it cause my ex or my dog walked in it and somehow whatever my hands touched got it.

By silentbabydeer | 8

#7686247 - Saturday 1 September 2018 14:19

Why in the world is there so many FML that their own relative had stabbed them in the back by sleeping with their boyfriend/girlfriend? What’s wrong with these relatives?