By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
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ojosRojos 28
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“Now my entire family knows I’m a normal, healthy human being.”

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medyas 11

Your mom vastly overreacted. People who don't fart in their sleep don't exist. (better out than in!)

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medyas 11

Your mom vastly overreacted. People who don't fart in their sleep don't exist. (better out than in!)

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RichardPencil 30
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* Shrek is not a licensed healthcare professional.

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ojosRojos 28
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“Now my entire family knows I’m a normal, healthy human being.”

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RichardPencil 30
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Do they shun you now? I’m pretty sure everyone farts in their sleep. At least you didn’t puke in her bed (and you’re not engaged to her which would make this story even more Oedipal!)

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PennyLane27 32
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Everybody farts in their sleep, OP. Even the people in your family! :) My son has a built in butt alarm though. He farts himself awake every morning without fail. Usually he's still half asleep when it happens so isn't fully aware. It's how we know whether he's actually waking up or not. 8.5 years and it's never been wrong! He thinks it's hilarious. So do we!

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manb91uk 22

My brother is exactly the same... You could set your watches to his morning butt-cleanse

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manb91uk 22

Erm... Everyone farts in their sleep...

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weeping_willow 25
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Everyone farts in their sleep, op... “Better out than in”

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Headda 5
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Wth were you doing sleeping in your moms room? Are you 5? Lol

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Mungolikecandy 19

Everybody farts sometimes.

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demix_fml 32
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Ummm, everyone farts in their sleep...... your farts must of been extra bad. 🤢

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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You wanna be careful letting them have so much knowledge of your bodily functions. When they find out you breathe, you're screwed.

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