By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 062
You deserved it 365

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“Now my entire family knows I’m a normal, healthy human being.”

Your mom vastly overreacted. People who don't fart in their sleep don't exist. (better out than in!)

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Your mom vastly overreacted. People who don't fart in their sleep don't exist. (better out than in!)

* Shrek is not a licensed healthcare professional.

“Now my entire family knows I’m a normal, healthy human being.”

Do they shun you now? I’m pretty sure everyone farts in their sleep. At least you didn’t puke in her bed (and you’re not engaged to her which would make this story even more Oedipal!)

Everybody farts in their sleep, OP. Even the people in your family! :) My son has a built in butt alarm though. He farts himself awake every morning without fail. Usually he's still half asleep when it happens so isn't fully aware. It's how we know whether he's actually waking up or not. 8.5 years and it's never been wrong! He thinks it's hilarious. So do we!

My brother is exactly the same... You could set your watches to his morning butt-cleanse

Erm... Everyone farts in their sleep...

Why were you sleeping in your moms and dads room?

Everyone farts in their sleep, op... “Better out than in”

Wth were you doing sleeping in your moms room? Are you 5? Lol

Mungolikecandy 19

Everybody farts sometimes.

Ummm, everyone farts in their sleep...... your farts must of been extra bad. 🤢