By Anonymous - United States - Chicago
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Do they shun you now?

I’m pretty sure everyone farts in their sleep.

At least you didn’t puke in her bed (and you’re not engaged to her which would make this story even more Oedipal!)

By  PennyLane27  |  32

Everybody farts in their sleep, OP. Even the people in your family! :)

My son has a built in butt alarm though. He farts himself awake every morning without fail. Usually he's still half asleep when it happens so isn't fully aware. It's how we know whether he's actually waking up or not. 8.5 years and it's never been wrong! He thinks it's hilarious. So do we!

By  Mungolikecandy  |  19

Everybody farts sometimes.