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Chaaarrrlieeee...

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

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At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

Now buck him in the face.

Yeaaa at least ur not wart head

Who's the father of the baby anyway?

Your head is 20% cooler now.

At least he doesn't call you a narwal

make sure voldemort doesnt drink your blood

33 Can't tell off really stupid or trying to troll... did you even read the FML, it doesn't mention anything about a baby. Please try again.

Did you read the fml? It clearly says "baby unicorn".

108, you are such a hypocrite...

Point at his manhood and say the same thing.

Dear Princess Celestia...

60- They're the Jedi of the sea, they stop Cthulu eating ye.

At least your a baby unicorn! You could of bin a big mumma unicorn!

Chaaarrrlieeee...

Make sure you still have your kidney... Oh and don't take directions from dragons.

A magical leoplurodon! It's here to show us the way, to candy mountain!

This FML just made my dY

Best-Comment-Ever.

Sorry about the accident... But your boyfriend is awesome ;)

Yeah, because poking her head injury is soooo awesome of him!

No him calling her a unicorn is awesome

If you think that's awesome, clearly your life is lacking in some way or another... Haha.

104- Conversely it could mean yours is the life that is lacking.

Poke his dick and yell baby snake!!!

I was going to write that! :(

Lol I was going to write baby worm but I changed it to snake lol.

I would be offended if someone called mine a baby worm...

Careful, it might rear up and spit at her.

I just wanted to comment that this is a great comeback! :D I lol'ed, pooh I think I just butchered the English language with lol'ing. :D

That's a bit tight bless you

Kick him in the shaft and yell the same thing

Wow! That's quite creative of him!

Atleast he isnt calling you a damn pony.

Ponies dont have horns...

I know. That was sarcasm.

Use your unicorn powers to slice his throat. Then consume not only his flesh but his soul to sustain your unicorn abilities.

Headbut him. Mess with the unicorn and get the horn!