how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.

Neighbor: Hey, my phone's busted, can I use your phone?
You: Sure.
Neighbor: *calls own cell phone with your cell phone*
"He's not picking up. Thanks anyway."
You: No problem.
Neighbor: *saves your number in his phone.*

Doesn't explain how she knew it was him texting.. unless they exchanged numbers....

Yeah, I wish people would stop with the formula of "I was doing this thing naked, thinking I was in private and then this creepy guy gave away his stalkerish behaviour by doing something improbable which made it totally obvious he was watching! EWWW."

Good point Nikkers. Very good point. At least then it shows that there was an extange, and not one of those "yo I need your number" "K here, what's yours?" "kthxbi" "wait nuuuu---" scenarios that everyone is assuming happened.

A. Nabours usually exchange land line phone numbers, I can understand that. but mobiles? (or "cells")
B. Why would a creepy old man ever give away that he can see you naked? That just makes no sense.
C. Use some fuckin' curtains.

It doesn't necessarily mean he can see her naked. Our old house had a small frosted window in the shower that was high enough so that even if you were really tall, only your head would be visible and only if it was open. We usually had ours open on warm days and if our neighbours were outside, they usually could hear the water and we usually could hear them.

that happened to me before some guy i work wit asked me to use my fone and he called himself

My neighbor has mine in case of emergencies, lol.

But everyone does it....

OP, you should have said thank you, ya BITCH.

amen.

but still, I'd be freaking. I have enough issues with windows as it is.

I think it's an fml in itself how you can spell fuckin but you can't spell neighbors.

Really, it's not uncommon to know your neighbor...

#1- ur lame

she should do him one better and text back thank you :)

hahahaha

Gotta agree with that

Perhaps OP was acquainted with the creep at one point, and was comfortable giving him her number at the time. Then the creep gradually became more and more obsessed with OP.

These kinds of things, you need to think and make assumptions. You only have so many characters in an FML post, and not it's not much to fully explain the background of these situations.

Were you the same person who's creepy neighbor wanted to watch TV with them after seeing her watching a specific show through her bedroom window? Because that would just make this so much better.

I'd move. Seriously. Or at least buy some curtains and keep the ones that point towards his home closed at all times.

FYL, you shouldn't have to put up with weird perverts.

That's not so bad, your walls are just thin. Your shower curtain is a little dirty though, you can't see through as clearly.

Sounds like it's time to pump up the volume on the stereo and crank up the bass. Then he won't hear you.

he was watching him u dip

lol, that's actually funny... you could scream "i need salt" and you'd get home delivery in 30 secs... no one can beat that.

lmfao!

LOL!!!!

way to be an optimist :)

Did you say thank you? Don't be rude now.

ydi for giving your number to people who creep you out.

He's a stalker. He probably did his research.

LMAO. Why do they have your number? And is it an old guy named Herbert? -wink-

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how did he have your cell #??

Who cares how he had her cell number. It doesn't mean it was a lie! You people are pathetic sometimes. Trying to disect ever FML to figure out which ones are real and fake. They are FML's because they don't seem like they would really happen, they don't happen often and so you say they are not real. You have no proof that they aren't. She might have given her neighbor her number for emergencies or just to be friendly. Creepy could have come after she got that text. Creepy doesn't mean they aren't friendly. Stop putting people down and asking all these stupid questions! Who cares. He had it for a reason, the reason it's irrelevant. So what if this is fake? It's still funny and possible. It may be fake for them but it must be real for someone somewhere. Stop runing FML's with your stupid comments please and thankyou (:

Get a life.

Reminds me of family guy and Chris' Stalker.

That's Herbert  and same here!