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Smart move.

Today, I learned that when airport security jokes that he's going to eat your box of donuts, you should not then joke back that he shouldn’t "because the powdered sugar is really cocaine". FML

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By You won’t believe what happened next - / Saturday 10 March 2018 01:30 / Denmark

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By Sinshine | 20

#7609573 - Saturday 10 March 2018 2:07

You're an idiot. What did you think would happen?!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7609563 - Saturday 10 March 2018 1:45

Looks like your joke bombed!

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By BasketBallForever293 | 17

#7609561 - Saturday 10 March 2018 1:38

Can't a guy take a joke

NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7609570 - Saturday 10 March 2018 2:01

With what you hear about in the news today, you really think it's a good idea to crack jokes in an airport?

RichardPencil | 25

#7609572 - Saturday 10 March 2018 2:04

“Crack” jokes?!?!? C’mon, man, that blows!

NicF13 | 2

#7610015 - Sunday 11 March 2018 17:38

That's as funny as screaming FIRE in a movie theater. If you're not laughing it's because it's not funny

By RichardPencil | 25

#7609563 - Saturday 10 March 2018 1:45

Looks like your joke bombed!

By acmariner99 | 19

#7609565 - Saturday 10 March 2018 1:46

Well that goes on the list of things to never do. Thanks for sharing your learning experience with us

By Sinshine | 20

#7609573 - Saturday 10 March 2018 2:07

You're an idiot. What did you think would happen?!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7609580 - Saturday 10 March 2018 3:08

You deserve a smack.

ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7609804 - Sunday 11 March 2018 0:01

Or maybe a snack?

By corky1992 | 33

#7609582 - Saturday 10 March 2018 3:39

You idiot lol. You don’t joke about shit like that at a freaking airport.

ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7609803 - Sunday 11 March 2018 0:00

*You donut joke about it

By Banana49 | 10

#7609583 - Saturday 10 March 2018 3:45

why would you say that

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7609588 - Saturday 10 March 2018 4:41

What the hell were you thinking? YDI.

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7609620 - Saturday 10 March 2018 9:10

Shame about the donuts, but at least you weren't arrested.

Lalala579121 | 27

#7609636 - Saturday 10 March 2018 11:08

Judging by OP's name, I'm not so sure about that...

By leeloo7 | 20

#7609681 - Saturday 10 March 2018 13:18

At least you didn’t mentioned the brownies 😉 😉

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