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You won’t believe what happened next Denmark

Smart move.

Today, I learned that when airport security jokes that he's going to eat your box of donuts, you should not then joke back that he shouldn’t "because the powdered sugar is really cocaine". FML

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You're an idiot. What did you think would happen?!

Looks like your joke bombed!

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Can't a guy take a joke

With what you hear about in the news today, you really think it's a good idea to crack jokes in an airport?

“Crack” jokes?!?!? C’mon, man, that blows!

That's as funny as screaming FIRE in a movie theater. If you're not laughing it's because it's not funny

Looks like your joke bombed!

Well that goes on the list of things to never do. Thanks for sharing your learning experience with us

You're an idiot. What did you think would happen?!

You deserve a smack.

Or maybe a snack?

corky1992 33

You idiot lol. You don’t joke about shit like that at a freaking airport.

*You donut joke about it

Banana49 12

why would you say that

What the hell were you thinking? YDI.

Shame about the donuts, but at least you weren't arrested.

Judging by OP's name, I'm not so sure about that...

plot twist...

At least you didn’t mentioned the brownies 😉 😉