By gamber9210 - 07/05/2018 20:59

Today, I learned that the guy I've been talking to online lives in the same apartment complex as me. I also learned that I've earned the title of "woman who has sex too loud" in the same apartment complex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 138
You deserved it 1 589

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Honestly. I asked him if he lived right next door because I was very worried he’s actually heard me😂

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reziprezie 5

HARDER DADDY!

I’d be worried if said guy actually lived next door. Otherwise it may be once of those strange coincidences in life.

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reziprezie 5

HARDER DADDY!

I’d be worried if said guy actually lived next door. Otherwise it may be once of those strange coincidences in life.

Honestly. I asked him if he lived right next door because I was very worried he’s actually heard me😂

ChromoTec 24

And what was the outcome of that?

Did you learn it from him? Invite him over and make sure he brings a ball gag.

No sadly. I wasn’t very interested in him anyways.

Maybe he's into that

ChromoTec 24

How did you earn that title? Is there any way he would think it wasn't you?

Burle 17

I like how you used the word "earned" Be proud of what you've earned

MaxLegroom 3

Get it on, bang a gong!

🖤_1745058163 6

Did you earn the title because you started having sex with him, or did he give you the title not knowing it was you???

There’s no such thing as ‘sex too loud’. There’s just ‘walls too thin’.

julfunky 29

False: Screamers are a huge turnoff for me.

Or open windows.

“Loudly” ... your neighbors could at least get the grammar right.