FML : Today, I tried using a water gun to shoot the noisy cats who always fight near my window. I had it ready along with a bucket of water for quick reloads....

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Today, I tried using a water gun to shoot the noisy cats who always fight near my window. I had it ready along with a bucket of water for quick reloads. I missed on the first try and got the floor wet, slipped, and dropped my phone in the water bucket. FML

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By CatHater - / Friday 27 April 2018 02:30 / Israel - Tel Aviv

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By Bloo2555 | 21

#7616097 - Tuesday 27 March 2018 3:50

Perhaps your phone should have been in your pocket.

By Tarlachia | 33

#7627801 - Friday 27 April 2018 2:35

I bet you’re real fun at laser tag.

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By Bloo2555 | 21

#7616097 - Tuesday 27 March 2018 3:50

Perhaps your phone should have been in your pocket.

By Tarlachia | 33

#7627801 - Friday 27 April 2018 2:35

I bet you’re real fun at laser tag.

By breyes016 | 11

#7627810 - Friday 27 April 2018 3:09

you were trying to hard to make the pussy wet

By TheZombieGirl | 22

#7627816 - Friday 27 April 2018 3:50

Cats are evil af 😑

By tounces7 | 21

#7627822 - Friday 27 April 2018 4:54

If they ever remove warning labels you might want to watch out for natural selection.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7627824 - Friday 27 April 2018 5:11

You can’t hit a cat with a fully-loaded water gun? Forget the phone and get your ass back into the IDF and learn some marksmanship!!!

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7627831 - Friday 27 April 2018 5:57

You know, I wish I had that kind of dedication to prepare for a battle with cats. It is a bummer that your phone was trashed though.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7627835 - Friday 27 April 2018 6:47

How small of a water bottle are you using? I usually can get a month or so out of my bottle in between refills...

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talaswolf | 20

#7627948 - Friday 27 April 2018 14:53

They used a water gun. They don't hold a lot of water.

By mccuish | 12

#7627841 - Friday 27 April 2018 7:06

Karma

By Akitakat | 27

#7627878 - Friday 27 April 2018 9:36

Cats have 9 lives, what were you thinking?!

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