Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed my undying love for it via YouTube. FML
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jello_bellied_snack_snapper
| 18
i need to see this youtube video
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waterfalleyes
| 8
how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?
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waterfalleyes
| 8
how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
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AdeenCuffing
| 12
That's your focus? Not the fucking ostrich?
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zuckerburg
| 21
The ostrich was a distraction. You lose. Retry? Quit?
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BrotherPhil
| 32
In vino veritas.
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Sounds like a rerun.
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jello_bellied_snack_snapper
| 18
i need to see this youtube video
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Dave_Davington
| 33
I tried searching "Frederic ostrich love" on Youtube, but all I found were videos of ostriches fucking each other.
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LAUGHINGKOMODO
| 25
Link please
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manb91uk
| 22
This sounds like an alarmingly high mound of bullshit to me...
I can't think of anywhere in the UK (I also live here) where a sober person, let alone a drunk one can buy an Ostritch
I can't think of anywhere in the UK (I also live here) where a sober person, let alone a drunk one can buy an Ostritch
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
You guys have farms, right? I have family in the UK that raise alpacas. And they're not even the weird ones.
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Cali
| 54
You can "adopt" sanctuary animals online by sponsoring them remotely. In return the sanctuary usually sends pictures of the animal and keeps you updated on how they're doing!
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Glowworm56
| 25
So, is Frederic now wandering around in your backyard?
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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dexter420
| 21
Where and who can you go to drunk off your ass and someone sell you an ostrich?
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dexter420
| 21
Now you can make a very huge omelette