By Fml4evr - 22/4/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed my undying love for it via YouTube. FML
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By  manb91uk  |  22

This sounds like an alarmingly high mound of bullshit to me...

I can't think of anywhere in the UK (I also live here) where a sober person, let alone a drunk one can buy an Ostritch

  Cali  |  54

You can "adopt" sanctuary animals online by sponsoring them remotely. In return the sanctuary usually sends pictures of the animal and keeps you updated on how they're doing!