Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely...

By Fml4evr - 22/4/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed my undying love for it via YouTube. FML

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*recoils in horror*

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By jello_bellied_snack_snapper | 18

#7625723 - Sunday 22 April 2018 1:55

i need to see this youtube video

By waterfalleyes | 8

#7618014 - Monday 2 April 2018 4:36

how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?

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By waterfalleyes | 8

#7618014 - Monday 2 April 2018 4:36

how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?

NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7618212 - Monday 2 April 2018 21:01

Drunk words are sober thoughts.

AdeenCuffing | 12

#7625850 - Sunday 22 April 2018 14:13

That's your focus? Not the fucking ostrich?

zuckerburg | 21

#7626158 - Monday 23 April 2018 12:14

The ostrich was a distraction. You lose. Retry? Quit?

By BrotherPhil | 32

#7620950 - Tuesday 10 April 2018 0:49

In vino veritas.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7625721 - Sunday 22 April 2018 1:48

Sounds like a rerun.

By jello_bellied_snack_snapper | 18

#7625723 - Sunday 22 April 2018 1:55

i need to see this youtube video

Dave_Davington | 33

#7625781 - Sunday 22 April 2018 7:52

I tried searching "Frederic ostrich love" on Youtube, but all I found were videos of ostriches fucking each other.

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7625733 - Sunday 22 April 2018 2:14

Link please

By manb91uk | 22

#7625735 - Sunday 22 April 2018 2:18

This sounds like an alarmingly high mound of bullshit to me...

I can't think of anywhere in the UK (I also live here) where a sober person, let alone a drunk one can buy an Ostritch

BurnInDemonFire | 28

#7625742 - Sunday 22 April 2018 2:34

You guys have farms, right? I have family in the UK that raise alpacas. And they're not even the weird ones.

Cali | 54

#7626274 - Monday 23 April 2018 18:40

You can "adopt" sanctuary animals online by sponsoring them remotely. In return the sanctuary usually sends pictures of the animal and keeps you updated on how they're doing!