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Eeeeeeeeeeek!

Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brother's girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML

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thats hot, mine always grunts like a bear

are u sure your brother's girlfriend is not a guinea pig?

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thats hot, mine always grunts like a bear

Mine is a bear.

troyboyd05 0

Mines a Pedobear.

icall_BS 0

Your brother is ******* your guinea pig then secretly puts it back in your room in the middle of the night. Don't be surprised when your guinea gets HIV.

wth is a pedobear?

must be asain!!!

pedobear has paid off Chris hansen and now has free rule over what he wants.

benny2465 0

you are allsick

#44(?) Off the Internet now! D:

decidedlyvague 11

REEEEE! REEEEEE! REEEEEEEE!!

haha, reminds me of my old roomate who had a high voice already and would talk in an even higher voice when having sex.

are u sure your brother's girlfriend is not a guinea pig?

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with F his Life. That would be annoying as hell. I'd gag her.

feelslikeanoose 0

hahahahahahahaha.

Oh, gross. I'd just walk in there and be like STFU. -_-

if you want to be mean. Tell him that his gf should get a weaker vibrator, so that you can get some sleep. Unlike him you can't sleep through her chirps. *ducks*

know_your_role 0

what the hell does this have to do with you, you egocentric idiot?

monnanon 13

there is a little thing called respect for others that keeps most of us from sharing our sex noises with others in the house. this is their parents house i am guessing which makes the noisy sex even worse.

my roommates boyfriend makes little girl noises. at least she's the one squealing and not him.