FML : Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking...

Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mr. King - / Wednesday 16 March 2016 08:28 / United Kingdom - London

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By jerzjay | 17

#6560462 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:36

Smart car, but dumb asshole of a driver...sorry op

By The_ghetto_mango | 25

#6560481 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:48

Never be fooled. That's the universe trying to get you to go and think everything is all right, before it strikes like a cobra. Hope you're good, though, OP.

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By jlang917 | 14

#6560461 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:36

That's sucks OP. I wouldn't buy any lottery tickets any time soon!!

By jerzjay | 17

#6560462 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:36

Smart car, but dumb asshole of a driver...sorry op

By stryder9090 | 28

#6560464 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:36

Always keep your head on a swivel

By GaryTheDarkLord | 12

#6560469 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:38

So would it or would it not be better if a towel truck hit you next?

By ryan9395 | 12

#6560470 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:38

Have you ever heard the analogy :Big truck = small dick and Small car = big dick.... Well I'd say that fits perfectly here

itsalanis | 24

#6560664 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 19:16

On the contrary, no it does not.

By Wumbo420_fml | 12

#6560471 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:38

That sucks man.

By cacheson | 39

#6560474 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:40

Ouch! That smarts.

By The_ghetto_mango | 25

#6560481 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:48

Never be fooled. That's the universe trying to get you to go and think everything is all right, before it strikes like a cobra. Hope you're good, though, OP.

By tj4234 | 35

#6560484 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:53

If you got their number plate you could report them for that. It's illegal to drive through a puddle and splash a pedestrian in the UK.

By riocaz | 1

#6560487 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:53

I hope you got their License plate number (as I'm presuming you are British here) as thats "Driving without due care and attention", and also "common assault".