By Mr. King - 16/03/2016 08:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML
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jerzjay 17
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Smart car, but dumb asshole of a driver...sorry op

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The_ghetto_mango 25
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Never be fooled. That's the universe trying to get you to go and think everything is all right, before it strikes like a cobra. Hope you're good, though, OP.

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jlang917 14
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That's sucks OP. I wouldn't buy any lottery tickets any time soon!!

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jerzjay 17
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Smart car, but dumb asshole of a driver...sorry op

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stryder9090 28
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Always keep your head on a swivel

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GaryTheDarkLord 12
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So would it or would it not be better if a towel truck hit you next?

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ryan9395 12
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Have you ever heard the analogy :Big truck = small dick and Small car = big dick.... Well I'd say that fits perfectly here

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itsalanis 24
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On the contrary, no it does not.

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Wumbo420_fml 12

That sucks man.

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cacheson 41
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Ouch! That smarts.

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The_ghetto_mango 25
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Never be fooled. That's the universe trying to get you to go and think everything is all right, before it strikes like a cobra. Hope you're good, though, OP.

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tj4234 35
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If you got their number plate you could report them for that. It's illegal to drive through a puddle and splash a pedestrian in the UK.

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riocaz 1
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I hope you got their License plate number (as I'm presuming you are British here) as thats "Driving without due care and attention", and also "common assault".

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