By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
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Tripartita 44

Normally I'd make a joke, but I'm willing to sell him a totally legit looking drug dealer license for only a couple payments of $989. You aren't going to find prices to beat that, OP. It will need to be renewed. Weekly.

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potatocouch 16

It troubles me that he doesn't want to pick a more stable career, like "testing" the drugs.

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rhyspiecesno8 18

Love is a drug, in this case op it seems like you shouldn't get hooked

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DocDrose 20

looks like he wants to be a pharmacist!

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TheEpicKitten 20

Cool, the pharmaceutical industry could always use more people Edit:looks like I was beat by #2

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potatocouch 16

It troubles me that he doesn't want to pick a more stable career, like "testing" the drugs.

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Tripartita 44

Normally I'd make a joke, but I'm willing to sell him a totally legit looking drug dealer license for only a couple payments of $989. You aren't going to find prices to beat that, OP. It will need to be renewed. Weekly.

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Lalala579121 27

I'll take that deal. I'll just need to know your phone number, home address, email, and your PayPal password (for security purposes, of course) and I'll get you that money asap.

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CaptainObivious1 4

this is what pisses me off,can't people have real problems instead of people complaining about what their temporary boyfriends/girlfriends wrote on some form

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cootiequeen4444 11

Did you spell obvious wrong on purpose? If not, you now have something better to be pissed about.

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Lalala579121 27

I've got 99 problems but being obivious ain't one.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

What constitutes as a "real problem" to you? Because if the person I love and am connected to in pretty much every way, including financially, came and told me that he has decided to be a drug dealer as a living, that'd be a real ******* problem.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

If you really feel that way, then maybe you should get off this app.

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cootiequeen4444 11

I'd jump that ship before it goes Titanic on you. Unless.... maybe... just maybe.. he wasn't being serious? You can be confident yet not really serious...

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Lalala579121 27

If it does go Titanic on OP, the only advice I can give is to tap A quickly to not die as fast.

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RichardPencil 30

Does he look good in orange? Do conjugal visits make you hot?

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aruden 25

I'm watching Orange is the be Black right now. Her boyfriend starts smuggling soon OP well transports the cash once. Then they break up and 10 years later OP Is going to prison. Prison seems like a messy business.

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RichardPencil 30

If I knew there was good Internet access in my cell, I might take up a life of crime and get caught on purpose.

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TheRareDoge 12

OP, I don't mean to sound like I'm trying to decide your life for you..but maybe you should look into better men to be with...?

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