By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 065
You deserved it 1 108

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Normally I'd make a joke, but I'm willing to sell him a totally legit looking drug dealer license for only a couple payments of $989. You aren't going to find prices to beat that, OP. It will need to be renewed. Weekly.

It troubles me that he doesn't want to pick a more stable career, like "testing" the drugs.

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Love is a drug, in this case op it seems like you shouldn't get hooked

looks like he wants to be a pharmacist!

Cool, the pharmaceutical industry could always use more people Edit:looks like I was beat by #2

It troubles me that he doesn't want to pick a more stable career, like "testing" the drugs.

Normally I'd make a joke, but I'm willing to sell him a totally legit looking drug dealer license for only a couple payments of $989. You aren't going to find prices to beat that, OP. It will need to be renewed. Weekly.

I'll take that deal. I'll just need to know your phone number, home address, email, and your PayPal password (for security purposes, of course) and I'll get you that money asap.

this is what pisses me off,can't people have real problems instead of people complaining about what their temporary boyfriends/girlfriends wrote on some form

Did you spell obvious wrong on purpose? If not, you now have something better to be pissed about.

I've got 99 problems but being obivious ain't one.

What constitutes as a "real problem" to you? Because if the person I love and am connected to in pretty much every way, including financially, came and told me that he has decided to be a drug dealer as a living, that'd be a real fucking problem.

If you really feel that way, then maybe you should get off this app.

I'd jump that ship before it goes Titanic on you. Unless.... maybe... just maybe.. he wasn't being serious? You can be confident yet not really serious...

If it does go Titanic on OP, the only advice I can give is to tap A quickly to not die as fast.

Does he look good in orange? Do conjugal visits make you hot?

I'm watching Orange is the be Black right now. Her boyfriend starts smuggling soon OP well transports the cash once. Then they break up and 10 years later OP Is going to prison. Prison seems like a messy business.

If I knew there was good Internet access in my cell, I might take up a life of crime and get caught on purpose.

OP, I don't mean to sound like I'm trying to decide your life for you..but maybe you should look into better men to be with...?

He is trying to be a pharmacist!!