Best job ever?

At least you love your job!

You must be in good shape, that shit's tough.

I was once paid to dance... Lost my favorite sock at the end.

That would be a badass job

Except that it's insanely time-consuming and you have to pay them to do it.

I'd like to have that job. Sounds fun.

Hey at least you're having fun right? Now get to work on those applications or you might start having other, less pleasant realizations...

If you dance like a god, I fail to see the problem.

Simple solution: Get a job.