By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:12 - United States

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Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML
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Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet? I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.

Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*

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Ouch... but if you like him, then you should respect him.. right?

lol I guess not...

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Did anyone else think of Joe Dirt when they read this?

yes definitely

So you saw him ONCE during Haloween then you went straight to dating?

Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet? I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.

lol that's crazy

was it joe dirt?

No, it was Billy Ray Cyrus. Get it right!

Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*

sooo what?! a guy has a mullet whoaaaaa fyl aye you idiot he might be a nice guy.

Sounds like you got tricked and not treated....call me sometimes and I'll show you my mullet lol

YDI for thinking PeopleOfWalmart.com was a dating site.

ydi.... you should be able to know synthetic from real hair. shave it off while he's asleep.