Intimacy: Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears...

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By Doubleyew1 - 02/08/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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By manda8484 - 01/11/2016 05:12 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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Lockdown fashion

By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:35

Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet? I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.

jadetothes 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:53

Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*

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DovdGraaf 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:17

Ouch... but if you like him, then you should respect him.. right?

mnbbv 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 19:01

lol I guess not...

maddieguinn 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 8:41

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhshaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

TechnoTaco 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 9:53

Did anyone else think of Joe Dirt when they read this?

swanee2144 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:59

yes definitely

ryry013 6

Monday 6 February 2012 5:40

So you saw him ONCE during Haloween then you went straight to dating?

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:35

in2deep96 5

Monday 26 April 2010 4:21

^^win!^^^^

TheBigDJ 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:37

lol that's crazy

stfuminjakid 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:54

was it joe dirt?

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:34

No, it was Billy Ray Cyrus. Get it right!

jadetothes 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:53

Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*

kile88 2

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:19

sooo what?! a guy has a mullet whoaaaaa fyl aye you idiot he might be a nice guy.

ClownSmilely 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:22

Sounds like you got tricked and not treated....call me sometimes and I'll show you my mullet lol

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:39

YDI for thinking PeopleOfWalmart.com was a dating site.

ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 21:04

^ ^ ^ WIN!

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:53

ydi.... you should be able to know synthetic from real hair. shave it off while he's asleep.

flyboy57 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:28

haha!

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