Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Dramatic
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Top comments
MisterEx 28
Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?
idontknowyou123 0
Tell him his dick is small and useless.
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Comments (224)
krad204 21
That's really mean.
chuchurocket 4
It's cause her boyfriend is nothing more than a dick :P
gunmania0 12
Thinks with his dick*
XenaWP 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Obviously YDI for not giving him anything else to enjoy about you.. Like say.. Conversation? Going dancing? Playing pool or something? YDI.
dre_bro11 12
OP, you and the OP from the next FML should get together. That way when you're on your period, he'll just use his hand.
DynamicDave 11
How rude! You can still do laundry or make him a sandwich!
k34nu 7
It's true though... Unless you can cook? Or play video games? Then yes, you are pretty useless.
zombicidal 11
I wonder if this means he'll be doing his own laundry this week...to bad he'll starve from lack of sandwich
FrostHeart 36
It would have completed this FML if OP had said something like, "Except I wasn't on my period. FML." At the end of the FML...
derecteevee 1
fact for most women
nava1210 12
I always say rain or shine =]
marzey321 9
My guy friends call me a f**king b***h or ignore me considering all my friends are guys but like two it stinks
angrymexican 8
That's when the anus takes its move
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
you're only complaining because you're pmsing
ZeroIce 12
CaptinSparkelz
mbuck87 19
Well if you're PMSing he probably said nothing like that, but you took it to mean "clearly you are useless" haha
KatieeAdamss 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's why you call it ******** week lol
Eggers 2
and were you on your period when you wrote this FML? This is significant
jatt93 0
Too bad he won't be getting that with that comment lol
Hammer01 8
Agree!!!!!
P_to_the_AM 9
Amen!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Red week is head week.
lemon_phat 11
2-I think your picture is cute..
effyolife23 9
My man can take care of himself period week. What do you not have anything better to do?
DoubleDose 0
Tell him that he's *puts on shades* Useless when he doesn't have a boner.
pandacruisn30 3
I totally agree! We can for the most part do others things beside the deed! I would give head on that week or just my hands! The only time I wouldn't do anything is the first two days are the worse for me but I make up for it by giving head twice a day or more if I am not working. It sounds like OP needs a new guy!
lovelyhippos 15
you shouldn't have to make up for anything just because you're on your period.
rcbarnes 24
Not after what he said, you don't!
MisterEx 28
Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?
yadisingh 5
Her period :p
hemz_fml 13
Her period, the guy clearly made sense (before my comment)
KiddNYC1O 22
Erectile dysfunction.
memily63 12
I hope you mean ex boyfriend! He doesn't even deserve to have a gf
kaprookie 3
Period pain? Try getting a boner in skinny jeans.
chuchurocket 4
Why are you wearing skinny jeans? Ew.
kaprookie 3
Hey, we've all made mistakes.
3yellowzebras 19
Really? Skinny jeans your choice, one week of pure hellish period pains a month- absolute nightmare and unavoidable for us ladies. No competition at all.
yadisingh 5
I live with 2 women in the house and when they're in their period, I stay away. And if there's an argument, shut the **** up or I'm in for a longgg asss day. Women on their period = god testing men's ability to adapt.
xxskatergirl7xx 0
Skinny jeans? Ur gonna compeare cramps to a boner in skinny jeans? I dont find the conpetition.... Cramps hurt
zakkyzebra 11
Blue balls.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
80, when women don't get to finish, they can get pelvic inflammation. It's blue balls for women in a sense.
demonkitty69 0
true that. ouch
ohmandapants 17
Try not wearing skinny jeans
Ecklcakes 15
Seriously though, I was just wearing 'normal' trousers once. I had an erection and had to suddenly stand up...that was the worst pain I've ever experienced. It turned out I actually got a "penile fracture". So yeah, cramps might hurt but not as much as that did (in any possible form).
yummcookie 0
A boner in skinnies is more embarrassing then painful :P
Crystal55621 19
1st, who the hell said boys look good in skinny jeans? It looks like they cut off their penis. 2nd, you can change pants, we can't stop our Aunt Flo.
Crystal55621 19
The cramps are worse than a 'penile fracture.' if you could still stand, it doesn't even compare to how bad cramps can be.
lilrocker90 10
Hey sometimes we can't avoid it. And for us it usually happens more than once a month. Sometimes people just get the wrong thought in their head, and next thing ya know you have a Boner in skinny jeans. once the thought is in your head, it is really hard to get it out.
monagro 22
Remind him that you can give him a ******* :) (although you would like him to value you for more than just sex)
idontknowyou123 0
Tell him his dick is small and useless.
TheDrummingResul 0
Unless his dicks huge and the only reason he called her useless is cuz he's a rich pimp... which is totally possible.
Mister_Triangle 21
I would just like to point out a quick double standard: if the roles in this fml were reversed(sans menstruation, of course) and someone told OP to tell his girlfriend that her breasts were small, it would get oodles of negative thumbs. Just something I'd like to point out to help alleviate future double standards.
EklyValdur 2
What about the double standard that women should keep sexually satisfying her guy when she's on her period when men are so often unwilling to do get the girl off?
Carbonation 0
Because we don't bleed...
Im2Handsom 1
Tell him he's always useless regardless.
Feklfekl2222 32
I suggest reevaluating the current situation with this relationship
Miss_Attitude96 24
Well he's useless all the time.