Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
FML
United States
Dramatic
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Inpain
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Top comments
MisterEx 28
Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?
idontknowyou123 0
Tell him his dick is small and useless.
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hayleyydean 0
What an asshole dump his sorry ass!
dreamering 16
Really? I bet, ***** is your best friend.
rmeyer6 0
sounds like he's PMSing
EmreArslan 11
It ofcourse dependa in which state the OP is, she might be totally useless even for a *******, but that doesnt allow him to be a fking idiot
Hansemans 17
Try to find out whether it is because of not you wanting him to sail the red sea or because you really get moody and you're really unreasonable to him during your period. We all understand you're not feeling splendid, but he does not deserve a monthly test of endurance consisting of unreasonable demands and complaints either. The word 'useless' is not so tactic either - but then again, sometimes us men are just not so tactic.
melons 44
The word 'tactic' is useless in your comment.
karmaslave 5
You were going for "tactful."
Hansemans 17
@karmaslave: thank you for explaining. My English is not as good as I'd like it to be, at least you explain what word I should have used. Really, that helps a lot more than just saying 'useless'.
akallaan 7
Why did this comment receive so many thumb downs? It was a valid point with supportive details unlike "dump his ass" or "idiot!"
Alnae 0
Well he sounds like an asshole
HoboSmeller 6
tell him he is completely useless when he only lasts for 3 minutes in bed.
Ann23 7
You should talk to the husband of the other FML and maybe after that you'll be glad you at least get some, minus one week out of the month!
bigzeus 0
Hi Ann. U good?
justcallmebro 0
Heyy:)
jobsman99 0
Well he is very wrong. My gal is horniest and wants great sex all the time while on and around her period. Well to be honest we have sex all the time. But having her period is no stopper, just got to have a pad under you or sex in the shower. And there is the daily or more ******** anyway. So go ahead and have sex on her period it is hot and fun.
dogpup4 23
Yeah, who wouldn't love their junk getting covered in blood?
bobslawnservice 16
Reminds me of me and my wife. Then we got married and had a kid...
Hammer01 8
Agree
tayza249 20
31- if you're being safe and using a condom it shouldn't really be an issue. And honestly, is it much worse than getting shit on your junk from anal sex, which most men it seems constantly ask for? Get over yourself
cnkk07 8
actually.. that does apply to a lot of women. same goes for pregnant women.
nysouby 6
Tell him he is useless regardless...
pickles2b2 4
break up with him; he obviously only wants you foe sex
ohSNAPyall 27
No. Other people have said that, but I don't think "useless" is the word he'd use for that. He'd probably say she was being "mean" or "bitchy."
Nitrogenica 6
You seem to have it backwards... I'm pretty sure he'd say 'mean' or 'bitchy' if he didn't care about the sex and the problem was her personality during that week. 'Useless' implies she's good for nothing because she can't do the deed...