Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
FML
United States
Dramatic
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Inpain
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Top comments
MisterEx 28
Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?
idontknowyou123 0
Tell him his dick is small and useless.
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chels1994 11
its okay. mine says im useless when im tired because I just respond with "uh huh..." and nothing else.
skyeyez9 25
Well now you know he uses you for sex. So unless you enjoy being treated like crap, leave him.
whited666 0
There aren't too many guys that DON'T feel that way.
ThankMeLater 0
You are useless. You can't have sex and your more moody.
trclocke 1
"clearly stated" is girl speak for "no asshole you directly implied that and you're busted". Why do I get the feeling he just made an offhand comment about being sexually frustrated during that time of the month?
devinewind 4
That is a horribly inaccurate statement. You can still cook food and wash dishes.
Chazyj 4
I maybe wrong here but I find it a good week meany meany blow jobs
eaze_ya_miind 1
#5- umm, that's why real men don't wear "skinny jeans". Try a pair of men's jeans that fit properly and ya shouldn't have that issue. :) I don't get why any guy would wear "skinny jeans" it is NOT attractive.
decidedlyvague 11
pshh... I've ****** girls on their period. I don't see the problem.
decidedlyvague 11
If at least one person imagines the dog saying any of my comments, I'll be happy.
AllyCat23 9
That's stupid. My husband and I have sex while I'm on my period all the time. He's just dumb!!