By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 01:34 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML
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MrKlutch 1
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Sounds like your having sex

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teague95 16
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Don't force it a great rule in life

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MrKlutch 1
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Sounds like your having sex

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iBanana 17
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That's some pretty 'kinky' sex...

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n_epic_fail 14

Having someone snap my USB input sounds kinky.

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hamncheeseinit 6

Ur dum

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glittercookies 12
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Just like your toothbrushes!

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The_Instigator 11
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"I'd love to stick my USB up your USB port"

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shireeniee 8
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I liked it when OP shoved it harder and harder, but it just got weird when he started wobbling it.

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cfalen 0
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The phone must be from virgin mobile

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MrKlutch 1
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My picture clearly demonstrates this fml

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dylanmurre 4
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It's called a short form or txt talk.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Awesome picture #1

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Wimoweh 10
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So MrKlutch, this FML is now about two lesbian toothbrushes? Ok, I'm down with that.

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hilary56 0

Umm, knob?

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bo1440 3
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#2 you're such a "NOOB"?

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Mister_Triangle 21

What kind of tallywhacker says "knob" as an insult?

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LlamaFlavoured 24
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People say it in England... It means penis. :3

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iliketurdles 7
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In England, using the term "knob" as an insult is pretty common.

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kaprookie 3
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We use it in Australia to

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bo1440 3
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I didn't know knob in Europe was an insult, now I feel like a "knob" for correcting #2. :/

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jaredofmo 22

"Tallywhacker?" Hah! I love you.

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teague95 16
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Don't force it a great rule in life

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xlord 27
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"don't force it" sounds more like a way to stay out of jail

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AndreKanaan 6
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Use the force young Jedi

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MrKlutch 1
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Try turning it on

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anarexicfatkid 5

Your fault

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cmayo 3
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Stupid shit.

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ebxr82nv 2
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Old sex fingers strikes again!

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captainfalcon7 0
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if this were sex I'm really sorry about your USB input. that'll get ya..

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WeirdSauce 7
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At least nobody's gonna call you weak

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teague95 16
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He broke a phone charger not a brick wall.

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WeirdSauce 7
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Nice faux hawk noob

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norskchic 9
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that's what she said ;)

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krad204 21
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I was gonna say that...

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yadisingh 5

^ it's better when hot girls say it though ;D

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megan_lovee 0
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omg I live yur hair (no homo)

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