Miscellaneous: Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 01:34 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML

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By ImNotVeryBright - 10/03/2022 02:01

Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

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By jenny2989 - 07/06/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I reached behind my couch to plug my phone charger in. My arm got stuck and I had to wait for my roommate to get home to help me. FML

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By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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By stupidface - 06/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Neptune City

Today, I bought my third replacement cable for my new laptop after the last two didn't fit. I was about to go and buy another one when I realized that the charging port was actually on the other side and the hole I had been trying to fit the cable in was the headphone port. FML

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By Dispute - 08/08/2011 05:30 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

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By JoshWontonDo - 03/05/2016 15:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to charge my phone at school by removing the socket for the fan. All the computers in the room turned off. I accidentally removed the power cables for the computers and got suspended. FML

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By burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 25/04/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my phone stopped charging. I panicked because I can't really afford to get it fixed, and it's too stressful a time at my last semester at university to not have a phone. I took it to the repair shop, and the man turned it off and on again. it works perfectly. I'm a total idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 19:00

Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML

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MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:34

Sounds like your having sex

teague95 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:35

Don't force it a great rule in life

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MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:34

Sounds like your having sex

iBanana 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:36

That's some pretty 'kinky' sex...

n_epic_fail 14

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:27

Having someone snap my USB input sounds kinky.

hamncheeseinit 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:34

Ur dum

glittercookies 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:04

Just like your toothbrushes!

The_Instigator 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:50

"I'd love to stick my USB up your USB port"

hatersgunnahat 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:52

1 - phone sex!

shireeniee 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:57

I liked it when OP shoved it harder and harder, but it just got weird when he started wobbling it.

cfalen 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:35

The phone must be from virgin mobile

MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:58

My picture clearly demonstrates this fml

dylanmurre 4

Monday 31 October 2011 16:26

It's called a short form or txt talk.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 31 October 2011 20:44

Awesome picture #1

Wimoweh 10

Thursday 4 April 2013 5:13

So MrKlutch, this FML is now about two lesbian toothbrushes? Ok, I'm down with that.

Tyger44 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:34

You knob!!

hilary56 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:36

Umm, knob?

bo1440 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:52

#2 you're such a "NOOB"?

Mister_Triangle 21

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:04

What kind of tallywhacker says "knob" as an insult?

LlamaFlavoured 24

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:18

People say it in England... It means penis. :3

iliketurdles 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:18

In England, using the term "knob" as an insult is pretty common.

kaprookie 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:19

We use it in Australia to

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:08

No we don't.

bo1440 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:12

I didn't know knob in Europe was an insult, now I feel like a "knob" for correcting #2. :/

jaredofmo 22

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:25

"Tallywhacker?" Hah! I love you.

teague95 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:35

Don't force it a great rule in life

xlord 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:52

"don't force it" sounds more like a way to stay out of jail

AndreKanaan 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:38

Use the force young Jedi

MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:36

Try turning it on

anarexicfatkid 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:39

Your fault

cmayo 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:42

Stupid shit.

ebxr82nv 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:42

Old sex fingers strikes again!

captainfalcon7 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:45

if this were sex I'm really sorry about your USB input. that'll get ya..

WeirdSauce 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:51

At least nobody's gonna call you weak

teague95 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:56

He broke a phone charger not a brick wall.

WeirdSauce 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:58

Nice faux hawk noob

norskchic 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:54

that's what she said ;)

krad204 21

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:06

I was gonna say that...

yadisingh 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:56

^ it's better when hot girls say it though ;D

megan_lovee 0

Monday 31 October 2011 4:56

omg I live yur hair (no ****)

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