Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
FML
United States
Dramatic
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Inpain
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Top comments
MisterEx 28
Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?
idontknowyou123 0
Tell him his dick is small and useless.
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edgeoftheworld42 0
Am I the only one that took it "My boyfriend told me I was useless while I was on my period"? As if she was saying she got told she was useless while PMSing which made her furious? I don't know maybe not :/
pinkelephantz 2
Everyone is confusing ops term useless. I think her boyfriend meant she's a bitch and cramps make her seem lazy. When I'm on mine, all I want to do is sit and I'm moody as heell.
aFreedom127 9
Do you have a toothache too?
perdix 31
Do you become all nasty and moody when your "friend" visits? He may not be complaining just that your pussy is out if commission, but that you, as a whole (yeah, I said it, whole) are just no fun to be around?
malincake 7
Dump him!
SirSquishyPants 1
So I guess it is true that multiple women living together have their cycles around the same time
Angelice_fml 0
What a douche. If anyone is useless, it's him and his microscopic-sized brain.
TheSithAssassin 15
I can't decide if you deserve it or not. Your bf may be right. Or he might just be a dick. I feel like this requires more context.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#40 I think he's referring to the fact that she's unavailable for sex during her period. Does that make more sense?
perdix 31
She's unavailable for vaginal sex, she still has a mouth and an asshole.
MatGag17895 11
Dump him. He obviously is an asshole who only thinks with his dick.
robc32ca 4
Prove him wrong!!
youtubetre_fml 14
He probably thinks you're his sextoy -.-"