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By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
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TCRII 29

Yep. I called it hell week in my first marriage.

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Dale Gulley 8

If you’re an adult, control yourself. Or isolate yourself more during your hell week, bitch period.

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TCRII 29

Yep. I called it hell week in my first marriage.

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mariepastyglue 30

And that's why you're headed towards your 2nd and probably more after!

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Dale Gulley 8

If you’re an adult, control yourself. Or isolate yourself more during your hell week, bitch period.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Chances are, the bitchiness is just unnecessary snapping. By what you say, an adult should never snap at someone because their hungry or tired or hurt. It’s not always easy to control small outbursts like that.

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cacheson 41

It only took me a few years after my first period to figure out which emotions were hormone fueled and manage them. Women fall back on the hormone excuse but regardless it’s not okay to abuse the people around you.

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Anna_Lu_Minum 9

You have more testosterone during them. So you’re more emotional cause you’re being like a dude more.

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DeChelle Monique 4

Lol sounds like my fiancé. He can detect mines as well. His reasoning why it’s the week that he has to satisfy himself. 😂😂 lol if I’m late he’s like wait I thought your period was this week.

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