Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
FML
United States
Dramatic
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Inpain
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Top comments
MisterEx 28
Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?
idontknowyou123 0
Tell him his dick is small and useless.
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poppaof6 0
You are hardly useless. You can still cook dinner and rub his feet right?
fo_86 0
He's useless all the time. Dump that!
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating him, you deserve it. Work harder on finding a guy who appreciates u for more than just sex
leadman1989 16
You women and your FEELINGS wha wha wha. Chicks tell guys mean stuff all the time we don't pop a nut over that shit.
anglover1 0
My bf said that same thing lol
Pantriar 2
Suck his dick, prove him wrong.
EvilDave 13
OP, as he is still your boyfriend, You Deserve It.
clarebear420 0
Dump him.
jovnixD 6
haha damm wat a bf but some girls in their peroid are bitches
Jaylan_o 5
Well.. either - your periods are overly painful and you (amazingly) don't feel like running around doing whatever activities you two usually do -or his idea of your relationship just revolves around sex In the first he should be a bit more understanding, a guy that can't comprehend the difference between you, and you on your period is the type thats gonna raise hell EVERY time you're on it- and thats not something you want to deal with And for the second.. if you aren't with him for the same thing then there's going to be a big problem when the sex burns out..