Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, while laying in bed with my girlfriend, I felt her grab my manhood through a layer of blankets. I got a bit stiff, just in time for her to clench tight, and pull violently. She didn't know "it" was in her hand, as she was trying to cover herself with the blanket. My manhood is now red and swollen. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML
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Top comments
perdix 29
Violent wedgie? Isn't that the 37th Shade of Grey?
magicman13 9
That could be a turn on?Maybe?
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Comments (96)
cloudygirl5 16
Ouchhhh lol You are an idiot how did u manage that?
blcksocks 19
Duh #1, How do you give someone a violent potato wedge? You add lots of pepper on it.
free2speak 14
I actually agree with #1. I am having a hard time imagining how he managed to give her a "violent wedgie" with her pajama shorts... like was he trying to be sexy and trying to mock rip the shirt off but managed to grab both her shirt and shorts? that's the only way I can see it my mind or maybe I am not very good at imagining things...
Parky03 9
33-magic
LolPieRofl 11
Its possible maybe he grabbed the shorts and since he thought it was the shirt he tried to remove it but instead just gave a wedgie
rhidiculous 4
you don't necessarily have to be 'an idiot'...just caught up in a fit of passion and in a hurry! it is kind of funny though when my bf pulls up my tank top and gets denied access to the girls because of the built in bra...
cloudygirl5 16
Hey y are ya disliking my comment?
rhidiculous 4
sorry I didn't use the anatomically correct term..? Kinda got an overreaction from that one sheesh! I'm 26 by the way...got a few years on ya, hun. ;)
gsssxr600 4
However he did it this is a complete ydi, be more gentle with your girl next time at least with the undressing part
magicman13 9
That could be a turn on?Maybe?
OhAidan 7
Aidan, give me a wedgie!
Vimy 6
Perhaps it's what gets her off. Lame pun anyone? Yes? Ok.
winnerme123 8
2- Nothing is more romantic than a nice wedgie to spice up the mood.
izzywell 2
Yeah if she likes pain
itsharkley 8
Pan T-Pain
Oohyeahh 5
You deserve that one,pay a little but more attention next time.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Even when you're 21, have you not ever experience hot and heavy foreplay? You usually NEVER pay delicate attention when it comes to such moments!
luckyd880 12
A little "bit" more attention in that comment could have prevented this ironic situation :) tee hee.
Cbizzlez 10
Kinky
Welshite 39
How hard did you yank on her clothing?
MURIKKA 11
Hard enough to give her a wedgie.
cloudygirl5 16
Yay I'm first
vanessa09865 23
haha that is so awesome! sucks for you cuz you're probably not gonna be having sex anytime soon but so funny!
JimSweatshirt 6
Hahaha! shut up! not having sex is NOT funny trust me im goin through it as we speak
spazz666 18
56- nobody cares
xXxIracebethxXx 14
56 - Actually, that IS funny. Especially if you felt the need to announce it to the world, LOL.
kenbarbz72 0
Why would you even pull that hard taking off a shirt?
loserboii 11
Maybe she likes it rough?
chellyX92 8
If she did, do you think this story would be a FML?
loserboii 11
OP could have been embarassed by it and still but it on the website. It doesn't say whether they continued or not. You could be wrong or I could be. *shrugs*
spazz666 18
It does imply that they did not continue. "...things started getting pretty hot. That is, until...."
pickles1994 18
73 you have a very good eye. I had to double check that one to see if you were right. Just had to point that out. No hatin.
spazz666 18
I read it a few times. I figure that's the best way to take in the whole meaning of the FML.
cool_story_bro14 4
Smooth...
SqueakyChipmunk 21
...peanut butter.
Alan2 24
He's smooth like Keith Stone
aJaguarinRed 9
No, rough. Get it right!