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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
OP here :) No, I'm NOT a terrible wife. I had a situation that caused sex to be very painful for me, so we weren't doing it very much. He got frustrated, this whore started chatting with him. I moved in with my parents, and two weeks later he ended it with her (without even meeting her in person yet) realizing that it was his sexual frustration talking. We are back together and working things out, which is easier now that I've been to the doctor and had my situation taken care of. Thanks for the sympathy, and a big FECK OFF to the haters ;)