Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
FML
United States
Dramatic
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Inpain
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Top comments
MisterEx 28
Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?
idontknowyou123 0
Tell him his dick is small and useless.
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jfarrow9703 11
If you can run through mud you can **** through blood, both of you cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the **** over it!!!
fuckthereaper 1
What a ****.
Justwannacoment 7
Well are you?
codplayer2442 1
Hey all women are useless on there "day" don't get mad
nerdsgetmehot 23
#54 I think you mean week, buddy. As a female, I can attest to the fact that periods don't just last a day.
cnkk07 8
#54. let me remind you that it is thanks to this "useless" week that your mother was able to conceive you. sure, a man's fluid fertilizes the egg. But what got the egg there in the first place? a period is a reminder to women of their remarkable ability to bring life into this world. in fact, it is US law that the choice of whether or not a fetus is brought to full term falls only in the hands of the mother and the father has no say. men have tried to fight this to no success. so remember, had it not been for women having periods, none of you would be born.
sverdell 0
Walk out
ikickgingers 15
He didn't say useless because you are not putting out. Just useless. I don't get mean I get nice... But useless makes sense. Usually the first day I am laying in a fetal position on the floor wishing death to find me swiftly. Just saying. I get pretty useless until I take a hydro. Then the world is whole. :/
gamefreakpog 5
What a pig...
Dreadful87 4
Tell your boyfriend that he's useless. Most things in life come in many functions nowadays. Your boyfriend seems to only come in one - sex. A vibrator can go up to 7 modes.
Danielt104 6
You probably are useless.
Danielt104 6
You probably are useless.