Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML
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Charlie Given 26
Run run far away from him, that's super creepy and the red flag's are a flying 🙄
UniUni 20
And you're staying because...
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Charlie Given 26
Run run far away from him, that's super creepy and the red flag's are a flying 🙄
angus 17
Time to get a new boyfriend… seriously! He has no right to that information.
UniUni 20
And you're staying because...
Brightside86 30
He probably just wants to know so he can be extra accommodating when your going through that. That's something fairly personal to ask, but it likely isn't being done so with ill intent.
BurnInDemonFire 35
And the "I'm So Stupid I Missed The Goddamn Obvious" award goes to...
core01 30
ultimatums seem pretty "ill intent"
Lffayen 4
She may also be the kind to snap at everything when she starts and he wants some warning so he doesn't get beamed with thrown objects. If he's at the point of ultimatum, there's likely more to this than just him.
BurnInDemonFire 35
Sounds like you also have a problem with your asshole. You need to leave him.
Crowned Sataness 12
so let him go. he probably just wants to know when you're bleeding so he can be "busy" that week. because that other use do you have? (to him)
awrb 3
run fast, run hard. run, run, run.
d j mom 9
talk about over controlling behavior. run and run fast. big ass red flag
FluffythePink 23
I VERY rarely encourage anyone to believe the internet but you really do need to listen to everyone here and run like ******* hell.
Chazzster 29
Run!