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By Korisite / Sunday 30 October 2011 05:31 / United States
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By  KatieeAdamss  |  17

Stupid wife...

By  abbybailey204  |  19

Tell her "well there's your answer, bye bye now, I need to finish"

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By  KatieeAdamss  |  17

Stupid wife...

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  gunmania0  |  12

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching porn, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

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  cnkk07  |  8

12-- I agree. Why should a guy or girl for that matter be punished/ frowned upon for looking at something provocative in their own privacy? So long as it's not anything illegal, it's their choice.

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  perdix  |  29

#53 That's a really good point! I've always thought that Internet porn also prevents marital rape. When I propose researching this topic to women's groups, they won't even give me a hand. Or even funding.

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  JinxosGirl87  |  0

You can't base her frustrated answer on the type of person she is. She told him that he has her to have sex with, so it sounds like she's willing to give him it if he were to ask. Her saying no just then was because she was pissed at him.

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  Eenonymous  |  1

Yeah maybe if he would've asked her first, and then she still got mad... But I bet she wasn't too turned on after walking in on that. Seriously, it's not sexy to see a guy playing with his weiner!

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  odexy  |  12

Well it's not like the wife is going to be in the mood for sex right then after walking in and becoming angry. Not that I agree with the wife either way. I think a little porn can be healthy.

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  Damn_Hippster  |  11

67- I wonder why...

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  perdix  |  29

#76 I'm baffled, too! You'd think with such a simple solution to a difficult problem, the women's groups would help me collect information and then massage the data. Afterwards, they'd have me travel from group to group so I could disseminate my findings. I think it's a stroke of genius.

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  Sebastian_NG  |  16

Wow at first I swear I read mom instead of wife and halfway through the FML I freaked out and asked myself what kind of sick country is OP from, thank god I just misread

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115 - yeah I don't know where you get your porn from, but several of these people, at least on the regulated sites, are professional actors / actresses doing it for a living; nobody forced them into it. As it stands, OP was only choking the chicken to meet a biological, physiological need; we are men, and so long as we have functioning testicles there will always be a need to get rid of the baby batter. It baffles me that several women don't understand this, and that when it comes to jerking off to porn due to being trapped in a monogamous, frigid relationship with the other half, that it is only fantasy and much better than actually living out these desires. I think if anything women who put their men in this position should learn to advocate porn for this reason alone, maybe even join their men in the viewing; who knows, it just might bring back the spark in their lives as well

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#1 nothing is wrong with watching porn, #2 my husband and I watch it together and #3 I would be majorly offended if I found my husband watching porn alone and masterbating as I never deny him sex but if he asked me after I caught him doing that then I would say no because I'm angry that he didn't come to me, assuming the OP didn't go to his wife

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  Keyman1212  |  14

I wrote a research paper in college about the correlation between pornography, and sexual and domestic violence towards women. What I found was that due to the rapid increase in readily available pornography, and the extent to which some of this readily available pornography goes, people's senses are dulled, and violence and sexual assault/abuse is more prevalent, due to this expected sense of sexuality in our culture.

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  perdix  |  29

Thanks, toowoo, but there's no irony involved. I also used "give me a hand", "massage" and "disseminate" for your entertainment. Glad you enjoyed it :)

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172 - Those same criminals would still have committed their crimes regardless of whether they had porn or not; people who act on such impulses are usually of the very disturbed persuasion. I mean just look at Ed Gein, he committed his atrocities well before the existence of the Internet or any other mass produced x-rated publication for that matter.

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  pandacruisn30  |  3

Yes it is not a big deal! I would rather know that my man is getting it on with himself if I am not around than going somewhere else for it! Sadly I did have a guy go find a girlfriend to have sex with when I was unable to transfer back to our town when my job changed. I tried my best to be with him and satisfied his needs but I guess I wasn't what he wanted. If I was the wife I would watch it with him and maybe get some pointers or just give him more sex!!

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  FarscapeSDC  |  9

I could also claim that domestic abuse against men has become much more common. in 1940, domestic abuse against men was virtually unheard of. Now, men make up 40% of domestic abuse victims, and that is just the reported cases. If anything, it's more accurate to say that domestic abuse has not become more common, we've just started paying more attention to it. Also, there is a difference between causation and causality. Just because one thing happens, followed by another, it doesn't mean that the first caused the second. For instance, there are statistically fewer pirates now than there were in 1800, but there is more global warming. Does that mean that a lack of pirates is causing global warming?

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  jwade11  |  9

You should respect your wife and not look at that shit! U disgust me!

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8- so having a sexual urge and getting rid of it by yourself is disgusting? For all we know she's doing the same. He didn't even disrespect her. She didn't give the sex, he fixed the problem with his hands...literally.

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  jwade11  |  9

You can jack off without looking at another female/ male's body. If you're with someone, you need to respect them and not look at other people's bodies unless both partners agree it's ok.

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Porn isn't a big deal. It's not like he was planning on finding the porn star & fucking her. Now, if he was wacking it to someone he knows then that's wrong. I can't get off on my own with porn. Why? Because it's boring without it. You can be completely satisfied sexually in a relationship and still masturbate. It's normal. Op did nothing wrong.

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  franky114  |  7

Wow. 40 has the argument yet. And 20, not to be rude but, it kinda obvious that you're at least a little prude. Probably a virgin too. Don't you think if you are uncomfortable with sex, then you shouldn't comment other peoples medium of receiving pleasure?

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  jwade11  |  9

Y'all are so so so wrong! I'm not a prude, I'm not a virgin. I've been in a relationship for 5 years and have done many things that y'all don't even want me to go into detail about! But porn is just one of those things. If the other partner doesn't like it, then they need to respect the partner and not look at it!! Why does everyone in this fuckin world view porn as ok ? Do y'all not think watching some nasty skank get fucked is nasty?

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  theghost1309  |  11

So he's supposed to go fuck another girl instead of masturbating? I don't think you understand the basic male need of all animals is to reproduce. Our sperm plant is consistently producing more sperm. Thus gives us the desire to ejaculate. It's a natural thing that nature designed us with to ensure continuation of our species and instead of cheating on his wife, op opted to instead masturbate. I think you and ops wife need to get your heads out of your asses and stop thinking bout only yourselves for once.

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  jwade11  |  9

I understand men and women get the urge and maybe the other person doesn't want to do anything physical at the time..... But that doesn't mean you have to go look at porn. Just close your pretty lil eyes and imagine your partner or just jack off with nothing visual.

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I thought you can understand the male sex drive? We are visuals, we need to see something in order to get aroused. If you say respect one's opinion, then you respect the others. Don't you think your boyfriend has masturbated quite a few times in those 5 years? I'm damn sure he has.

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what is so wrong with a guy looking?? not like he is touching the girls!!! u won't have sex so he is doing thy, it's better than him going and cheating on u! get over ur self... don't put ur guy on such a short leash!!!!!!!!

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  FreakoHolm  |  6

I bet your wife's cheating on you, from what this fml says it sure sounds like it.

By  meanmeli  |  0

ok... so why the f*** is she screaming then

By  stevenmx86  |  7

At least she didn't catch you masturbating to some child show. #couldbeworse

By  aeriexo  |  4

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Victoire_W  |  0

You sexist little cockroaches. Why don't MEN go make me a sandwich. I can't even cook! My fiancé cooks. But I barely go into the kitchen, or do the laundry, or the grocery store. Stop saying that women are only for sex and cooking and cleaning. Can you bleed for 7 days and live? I doubt any of you have ever had any. And only sexist people never have loved someone.

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  Rei_Ayanami  |  18

Can I bleed for 7 days and live? Sure I can and have, having your appendix removed... Good times... But no, #25 (I believe), it is YOU who needs to get off your high-horse. People make jokes that favor one gender, who cares? Did it cause you physical harm? No. Did it cause you emotional harm? You may say yes, but the answer is no. It's people like you who are making life hard for everyone, with your ovaryaction to something so small, when you yourself sound like a femiNazi.

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25- Take a chill pill. Its just a joke. And as for your comment about bleeding for 7 days and living, try being a soldier in Afghanistan. Besides its not actual blood that comes out during a period its menstrul fluids coming from eggs that are unused. Or so my doctor friend tells me.

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Exactly! You go girl

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Sorry for double post but I left something out. 25- I'm happily married and my wife is about to give birth to my son. And I have loved her for years. I will admit to being sexist at times, but just because somone is a sexist (or being sexist) doesn't mean they have never loved or been loved.

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  ewe1234  |  5

Woman are only good for 4 things: cooking , cleaning, vaginas, and their sisters vagina

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25- Chill your balls, I'm a girl and i dont give a f*ck what other guys "sexist jokes" are. If your seriously gonna take it personally then cry a river, build a bridge, and get the hell over it... Now go make me a sandwich, I'll pay you in Tampons, you really need them..

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92 - If you read the last part of my comment I was informed by my friend who was a doctor, I may have misheard what he said or he may have misspoke. Either way I have been misinformed. And to be honest I would be weirded out if I had my period seeing as I am not properly equiped for it.

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  FFvogt  |  0

calm down it's the Internet. were everyone talk big, or just trolls the shit out of people. that reaction is probably only gonna feed them

By  abbybailey204  |  19

Tell her "well there's your answer, bye bye now, I need to finish"

By  meelo88  |  13

Wow uh maybe you should tell her to get back in the kitchen while you wank it since she's not interested in joining you... Heh I kid. I kid...

By  kurlyfries222  |  0

Why would you look at porn when you're married anyway...dick head!

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  AliCat18  |  12

maybe cause his wife isn't giving him any! He's a man, he needs to release sexual tention even women need to. She also contradicted herself completely and you expect him to just sit there and "fix a light bulb" or something! your the dick not him!

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  rarrar321  |  3

It's not physically possible for you to have a dick as your head. Just saying.

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  AliCat18  |  12

you are an idiot...just saying!

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  UmbreonKirby  |  14

Because the male gender has something called a prostate and wacking off is basically a mantainance check for the prostate. Since he isn't getting any, what's a guy supposed to do? Cheat on his wife? .-.

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