Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
FML
United States
Dramatic
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Inpain
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Top comments
MisterEx 28
Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?
idontknowyou123 0
Tell him his dick is small and useless.
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Comments (224)
HunkyFes 6
Try making him sandwiches during that time?
youngpmcz2 3
Tell him he has a hand use it, if that's all you're good for to him. What an asshole.
ishtarfire1 0
He's right high five!
Savra_fml 17
How old are you mate? Sure you still haven't learnt about female biology at school and you're confusiing it with a school "period". Go high five ypur forehead
Karma_apoc 8
He has broken the sacred code of women-law. You must destroy.
Meaningless 1
Tell him he's useless all of the time.
lainzilla 14
Dump the MFer already. Nothing is forcing you to stay with this jerk.
cnkk07 8
haha.. I'd say "Well, at least I'm only useless for one week.. what's your excuse for this one as well as the other three?!"
fatman1970 25
#78 Well said. OP should dump his insensitive ass and get someone who has more respect for her.
icic6772 0
Well he's got a good point.
KaskStunter 4
Hey, I have a painting on my wall that is totally useless but I love the damn thing!
omgiculol 4
well if thats the base of your relationship, dump him