hit it

become a black belt yourself

1-that was the best comment ever.

Best first comment for sure.

Like you said, he's your best mate. Doing her will only damage his trust on you, and unless you want that to happen, don't do it.

Bros before hoes, if you will.

61: That's not the only thing that's going to be damaged..

14 trust me most black belts in america suck at fighting since all you have to do is pay to get the next belt. which explains why me , a white belt in japan beat every guy in kumite in 3 different dojos kumite=sparring

78 it definitely says OP is from isreal...

It's NOT torture if you walk up behind him and shoot at point-blank range.

am i the only one who thumbed down 21 and 69 just because they dont like their pic?

if OP's from israel then his friends black belt is probably legit, not like in america where you can just buy a higher rank.

Fuck him.. er no fuck her, but fuck him. no. um forget him. Fuck her and run.

Yes!

Hit and Run.

yeh I agree with 78. karate is a shot discipline in western culture because you hey a badge or a belt for anything, it's like a scout club

ones like Muay thai for example, no grading, so in sparring you either win or get pumped. easy!

Never, ever, ever hit your best mate's girl. That's breaking a solemn guy code.

87 win

69- haha u say bros before hoes yet your number is 69 haha

after you pound pass it down. or back...

hit it and quit it

hitch it and ditch it

fuck it and chuck it

@102, Um, no. I did tae kwon do, karate, and jujitsu, and I definitely had to work to earn my belt(s). The only 'paying' I did for my belts is for the cost to make them and such.

no, tell him that she asked you out, get him to dump her, consult him about dating her, then hit it

I'm thinking like that comment is coming from a dog..

so true... I have 2nd Dan and I dont think I'm able to kick some guys ass completely

152 - I wasn't saying everybody here in america doesn't earn their belts. I've done karate since i was 9 and wrestling since i was 13 my friends and i worked hard while people with other karate instructors could do barely any work and just buy their way up the ranks. My friend from Tel Aviv has practiced krav maga(however you spell it) since he was young and he told me that "most" martial arts in the states are nothing compared to the training you have to do to earn it in Israel. That comment was just from what i've seen.

136, purely coincidental, lol.
101, thanks, sir-minus-36.

152... -_-

122 is right. Doesnt anybody ever watch how I met your mother?

Chicks before dicks

Yup, pump her and after the feeling of busting your cherry with an experienced hottie you will be able to go toe to toe with godzilla and king kong.

hit it and quit it

ask permission from him first though =D

So... don't get her drunk...? Maybe try looking for a different gal? I dunno man. You have a few options.

How about tell her no? Is it that difficult for our society to not have sex? How about this... stop worrying about her boyfriend and start worrying about me because one day I will go on a mission to kill all the adulterers.

Why suffer more OP? Unless you like it then that's on you.

do what u gotta do! get your dick wet and then lie about it later

Or he can get some confidence and bang another girl.

bros before hoes. the golden rule

Actually the golden rule is it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.

shit ur right

woo!! Oilers!!

The Golden Rule is that it's not gay if it's in a 3-way, but Bro Code article 1 states bros before hoes.

The Golden Rule is that it's not gay if it's in a 3-way, but Bro Code article 1 states bros before hoes.

Keep looking.

Exactly. I like 24 year old virgins.

but then again, you are a vegan :p

I'm a beatles chick too!

Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

I agree, the highest I ever got in a martial art is "purple belt" which is 3rd or 4th from the bottom. However, through working out and self-study I beat so called "black belts" on a regular basis. The crazy bastards that actually earned their black belts scare the crap out of me and the only way to win is running xD

lololololololol

How good the fighter is really depends on the training. I know green belts that could maim some of the black belts I also know.

The point really is that OP is confident his friend would beat his ass. With or without the black belt.

if there's one martial art in which you really have to *earn* your black belt, it's brazilian jiu-jitsu. >.>

|the kid|

agreed. in real Gracie family certified training facilitys they can't even award you ranks. your testings have to be video taped and sent to the Gracie headquarters for approval.

Hey NewGuy, I think your pic is classic awesome.

aww! I had a comment relevant to the post.. and it didn't do it! :( I'm not typing it again.

be a good friend or don't. but if you dont, learn how to run QUICKLY

What you can't forget bro is the guys like me who have a black belt in the real traditional arts.

you guys saying that lower belts will beat black belts is mainly cuz they don't have the self control that a black belt does. now I will agree some do give them away but not my school I've reached 2nd degree black belt and I've been doing it for almost 10 years. :)

That's so not true lol. It took me 8 years to get a black belt and my test alone was 30+ hours over a two day period. It definitely can be intense depending on where you go and what form you do.

not all do, im a 2nd degree black belt, and i worke about 10 years for it

one word: roofies

#winning

*floories

why bother with drugs when a hammer works just fine?

28 your comment would relate to you pic lol

a true as that is it leaves evidence behind

i like the way u think. wanna go out for drinks sometime? lol

rapies

Your my hero 0.0

your cute

Don't have sex with her then. If he does tell her boyfriend everything, all she can say then is that she propositioned you.

*she, I meant. My fingers are too big for my phone's keyboard apparently.

I think that's too risky. and not all girls would own up to something like that. for all we know she's just trying to make her bf jealous.

....or trying to get OP's ass kicked.

if shes a drunk confessionist she will only be able to say he refused. a guy will respect a friend who turns down his girlfriends advances, but he may not be as happy about the lack of information from his friend.

well first off, OP should get his priorities straight. a best friend normally lasts for years, a night with his girlfriend, not so much.
OP think of it this way, do you prefer to lose your virginity along with your best friend, or keep them both.
Ohhh and i find insulting, that you took your best friend's black belt into consideration, if he is your best friend, those banalities shouldn't even matter

YDI for wanting to do that to your best friend instead of looking elsewhere.

No, he DOESN'T want to do that to his friend. That's why it's an FML. The first time he has an opportunity to have sex with a hot girl, he can't.

yeah but he said it's torture...which leads me to believe he wants to do it really bad.

so, if one hot girl will proposition him, he has no reason to believe it'll never happen again.

I agree with 34.

@34 assuming your interpretation is correct, he wants to fuck someone really bad. the reason he isnt is because he doesnt want to do that to his friend. so, i think youll find either way youre not making sense.
are you saying you suddenly lose all natural urges when the individual is someone you shouldnt be with on ethical grounds? thats kinda weird..

my interpretation is that wanting to go after your best friend's significant other and telling the world it's "torture" is kinda messed up. if you don't like my interpretation of the FML, comment elsewhere.

*because I don't give a shit if you don't like it.

49, you've got it. The OP does have some wants, it appears.
1. He wants to have sex with someone.
2. Preferably a good-looking girl.
But, 3. He doesn't want to have sex with the one girl who propositioned him BECAUSE of who her boyfriend is.

And who says he wasn't "looking elsewhere"? She was the one who came onto him, not the other way around.

I assume the "torture" part is because he really, really wants to have sex. And really, really wants to not betray his friend.

53: yeah, I know. it's just, not the best thing to tell the world. I'm so sick of love triangle FMLs...

are you all retarded? the "torture" isn't about betraying his best friend, otherwise he wouldn't have stated that his friend is a black belt. he just doesn't want to get his ribs broken. >.>
obviously op has no morals or else it would be an easy decision.

65 - I'd agree with you if you didn't go around asking people if they're retarded.

#65, or he's listing all details of the situation regardless of whether the black belt is a factor in his decision, or a deterrent. Like, "If I do do it, she'll tell, and if she tells, I'll get beaten up badly."

I agree it's a bit suspect for him to mention it at all, but I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. And not question whether they're "retarded".

Thats what i was thinking it seems that way because of the way he said it.

lol your all missing the point he is a 24 year old virgin, he is goin to be fhukn terrible the first time lol he should start off with the snooki look a like and work he's way up. leave the hot ones for guys with talent ;) haha

130, uh, how do you know "everyone" sucks the first time? and who are you to say who deserves to get "the hot ones?" grow up dude...

How about...... You all shut the fuck up? I seem to doubt that OP is trying to ask for advice, anyway. So bickering and discrediting seems rather unecessary. Again, stfu.

how about....... we're allowed to comment/debate if we want to?? if you don't like when people comment on FMLs, why do you have an account?????

Why would your friend kick you're ass? It's not your fault she propositioned you. If you reciprocated, than you deserve to get your ass kicked.

*you're

*then

****your

goddamn iPhone, making grammar nazi'ing a challenge...

157. Rewrite your profile info; for being a grammar Nazi, you have terrible understanding of punctuation.

Thanks for trying, troll you later. ;)

You being a 24 year old virgin is enough to say FML!

Nothing wrong with that.

Depends if it's by choice or not. With this guy I'm thinking it's a 'not'.

21, it's definitely by choice, but probably not the op's.

21, it's definitely by choice, but probably not the op's.

says the virgin

Coming from the 13yr old looking person in your pic? What has the world come to?

then why don't you have an FML about it yet?

Go for it and then invest in some bodyguards. That probably still wouldn't make you safe, so you should move to Tibet and become a monk for good measure.