Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

by RedWaters / 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • It's not his fault. He was just trying to get his people out of Egypt.

    #2 - On 03/06/2013 at 5:32pm by tsent8

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  • At least he has a sense of humor!

    #1 - On 03/06/2013 at 5:31pm by k_ninjaa

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