By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 08:35

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 683
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This guy has a sense of humor

I fail to see how his enjoyment of the failures you two endured is a bad thing. You should be glad that he can make light of this situation. Unless you REALLY wanted the D ;).


This guy has a sense of humor

It's good that he was laughing! It means that he won't let it come between you two.

I think she wanted some something else to come between them two ;) HEY HOO!

mrperspire 4

Ya. Learn to laugh. Makes everything more enjoyable.

Shower farts! So intense!! Lol.

66 - especially when the steamy air enables the scent to linger...

SwaggCapone 11

why can't this ever happen in porns....

that just sounds painful.

Hopefully you're okay!

zingline89 18

Yeah, that poor guy's nose

Redoxx_fml 22

And fake cause girls don't fart

Devilpuppy0861 7

And that's why shower sex is awful. It always seems like a great or romantic idea but you never have good enough footing for it to be enjoyable.

chlorinegreen 27

Wish someone could tell my boyfriend that. When I tell him that he just replies with "challenge accepted."

This does sound kind of funny, at least he's got a sense of humour. I hope neither of you are injured!

You sound uptight. Just laugh it off.

RedPillSucks 31

better to laugh about it than cry.

I fail to see how his enjoyment of the failures you two endured is a bad thing. You should be glad that he can make light of this situation. Unless you REALLY wanted the D ;).

Don't let the shower cord rip! You wouldn't want to let loose the passing gas if you broke your toilet from the fall. * I don't do this often.

shan88 14

Yes, because you shouldn't?

shan88 14

My apologies. I hate it when sarcasm comes across as bitchy :(

perdix 29

You should be grateful he laughed at your fart instead of running for the door. However, you need to dump him for someone with a better grasp of safety, common sense and basic physics.

I'm guessing your single?

I'm guessing your new here?

perdix 29

#16, your guess is wrong, but I do know the coefficient of friction between the soles of my feet and a wet shower floor is pretty close to zero, so lifting anything heavier than soap is a death wish.

You guys are guessing your new what???

I'm guessing the both of you don't know the difference between "you're" and "your"?

16 - Nope, just kidding in the usual perdix fashion.

Just install non slip shower grips... Easier than hunting a new person and you still get shower sex ;)

perdix 29

#49, now that's a clever solution to that problem, but I fear that the idiot boyfriend will find another way to endanger their lives.

Cause of accident lack of ducky stickers.

Come on, perdix, this isn't a dumpable offense. They just shouldn't try this sort of thing again. Shower sex may look great in the movies, but most things that look great in movies tend to be disastrous in real life. As for you, OP, I hope neither of you were hurt too badly, although if he can't stop laughing, I guess he at least is okay. He took your fart in stride and took his fall in stride. You should too.

BubbleGrunge 18

Sounds like a good excuse for sexy time...he's already on top of you!

Smells like love to me