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I fail to see how his enjoyment of the failures you two endured is a bad thing. You should be glad that he can make light of this situation. Unless you REALLY wanted the D ;).

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And that's why shower sex is awful. It always seems like a great or romantic idea but you never have good enough footing for it to be enjoyable.

I fail to see how his enjoyment of the failures you two endured is a bad thing. You should be glad that he can make light of this situation. Unless you REALLY wanted the D ;).

Don't let the shower cord rip! You wouldn't want to let loose the passing gas if you broke your toilet from the fall. * I don't do this often.

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#16, your guess is wrong, but I do know the coefficient of friction between the soles of my feet and a wet shower floor is pretty close to zero, so lifting anything heavier than soap is a death wish.

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#49, now that's a clever solution to that problem, but I fear that the idiot boyfriend will find another way to endanger their lives.

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Come on, perdix, this isn't a dumpable offense. They just shouldn't try this sort of thing again. Shower sex may look great in the movies, but most things that look great in movies tend to be disastrous in real life. As for you, OP, I hope neither of you were hurt too badly, although if he can't stop laughing, I guess he at least is okay. He took your fart in stride and took his fall in stride. You should too.

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