Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time,...

By anonymous - 25/03/2016 22:19 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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How does she know?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 08:00

Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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You ain't heard anything, right?

By blabbermouth - 08/10/2012 17:26 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Michelle - 27/12/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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cmdd 5

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:47

A reaction like that would suggest he is not ready to have sex.

Levi2411 41

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:49

Ah and the satanic waterfall strikes again.

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cmdd 5

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:47

A reaction like that would suggest he is not ready to have sex.

Grisha_fml 18

Friday 1 April 2016 6:11

should have waited till you guys were married. Then you wouldn't have to worry about such misunderstandings.

TheHcwalker 20

Tuesday 5 July 2016 21:59

He's just religious, what's wrong with that

Glamisbound 14

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:49

fiery goodness

Emma1562 35

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:49

It's okay just try to see if he wants to when you get off. ?

Levi2411 41

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:49

Ah and the satanic waterfall strikes again.

gracehi 31

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:51

And during Holy Week too. Tsk tsk.

Comrox 19

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:54

It sounds like you need to talk about sex more. Make sure you're both comfortable and 110% ready. He could have not been ready. He might have been nervous. Make sure to talk about it! Good luck OP!

fivergirl 5

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:54

That was an OVARYaction...

wishy95 6

Sunday 27 March 2016 5:06

That was the perfect comment xD

Bansheefaerie 9

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:54

It really sounds like he is not ready for sex. I'm sorry OP, not a great day for you.

kaitalicious 3

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:55

Maybe he's right? It IS Holy Week...

SpyroMello 29

Saturday 26 March 2016 20:51

God doesn't play a role in when you start your period.

gracehi 31

Saturday 26 March 2016 21:14

Well, if you believe that God can make a virgin conceive, logic follows that He can begin and end a menstrual cycle whenever He pleases. However, if we're going with the Bible as a reference point, that doesn't seem like something He'd do to let a guy know he shouldn't fornicate with his girlfriend. Subtly isn't God's thing when it comes to letting people know He's displeased with their behavior. He's more into global floods, plagues, murder angels, and spontaneous death.

DoDaJulio 13

Sunday 27 March 2016 4:33

OOOLLLD TESTAMENT!! In the AD years, especially while Christ was alive, He would tell people, or give them signs or bad times to signify sin, or its reasons. Murder Angels and spontaneous death were reserved for people bad enough for God to destroy every living thing on earth, if it wasn't for Noah and his family bringing the animals and themselves on the ark. Trying not to let people have somewhat false information, although that is ironically and partially true ;)

gracehi 31

Monday 28 March 2016 10:29

Actually, 33, when I mentioned spontaneous death, I was referring to a New Testament story. Evidently God takes lying about donations to the church very seriously.